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Every NFL team's retired jersey numbersOne of the biggest honors in all of sports is to have your number retired by your respective franchise. No one else will be able to wear it after you, cementing your legacy in the rafters or in a ring of honor/team hall of fame. Here are all of the officially retired numbers by the NFL (minus the Ba...

Devin Hester Was "Basically Attacked" With A Sucker Slap At A Casino Last WeekYou know who would probably be a bad person to slap in the back of the head in public? An NFL player. Specifically, an NFL player who is considered one of the fastest men in the sport and who can probably chase you down even if you're speeding away in a Rascal....

Good Luck Charm? Cardinals Play-By-Play Broadcaster Might Have Wet Himself During His DWI ArrestTwo Sundays ago, Fox Sports Midwest's Dan McLaughlin was arrested for driving drunk after he crashed into a stop sign in Chesterfield, a suburb of St. Louis. He was suspended from work, even though FSM doesn't carry postseason games so his year was effectively over. That mugshot, on the left, is the...

Gird Your Loins, Green Bay: Some Dude Is Running Around Town Pretending To Be Brett Favre

We hear completely retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre is pretty revered up in Wisconsin. Especially in the town of Green Bay. Midwesterners are forgiving folks, and they put up with the whole dong-texting and playing-for-the-Vikings thing. So, as you might expect, some dude (pictured above) pretend...

Colin Cowherd, Economist: Unemployed Midwesterners Have Brought It On Themselves

Awful Announcing brings us this video of Cowherd being a pompous prick in the way only he can....

Rejoice: Recently Cancelled Glenn Beck Joins Forces With MLB's Media Arm

Glenn Beck and Fox News recently announced that his show there was ending. Aw, said few. Beck plans on launching his own multiplatform media network after Fox, and word came today that the good folks at MLB Advanced Media would stream the video....

Yet Another Reason To Hate The Midwest: This Guy's Cubs Favre Jersey

Tipster Mike eyed this tortured soul at the Wrigley Field urinal troughs during the Cubs-Pirates game today....

Wisconsin Actually Has An Inspired Sense Of Humor

These shirts have been popping up all over Green Bay, given the news that their former quarterback is talking to the Vikings and considering another comeback. [Sconnie]...