Mike Piazza is gay. Tiger Woods thinks with his dick and you're jealous of him. Stop talking shit about dead people. Gay guys want pictures of Grady Sizemore's dick and ass. Don't forget about Brooke Hundley. Do you need someone to edit you're posts?
Hey A.J. or whatever you're name is—-You sound like you're a mite jealous over Tiger.
Charles,
If you would have added a comma after "mite," then you would have been calling AJ a tiny little bug...which would have been a better insult.
You're welcome,
Phintastic.
P.S. It should be "your." Didn't you get the comment ninja directive to clean up the grammar and punctuation?
Hey [exactly what your name is] or whatever your name is -- you sound like a dweeb and I am this totally cool dude and I just acted like I didn't know your name because that was the best insult I came up with while writing this email. I also say weird things like "mite jealous" and write generally nonsensical emails in defense of Pro Athletes. I'm probably on my High School football team.
12/12/09
pro athlete capitalized? This has to be Scott Boras.
12/12/09
Never did I think I would enjoy another Eddie more than Cousin Eddie. Remarkable.
12/11/09
Now now, dont be so hard on yourself. There's always a strong market out there for "Fat People Theme Music"
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WTF, they DON'T?
That's what I get for letting my wife write our vows.
12/11/09
Dear AJ,
Mike Piazza is gay. Tiger Woods thinks with his dick and you're jealous of him. Stop talking shit about dead people. Gay guys want pictures of Grady Sizemore's dick and ass. Don't forget about Brooke Hundley. Do you need someone to edit you're posts?
- graceless
12/11/09
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When Aramark-Bogota started this service it turned out to be a real cost saver for FARC.
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Charles,
If you would have added a comma after "mite," then you would have been calling AJ a tiny little bug...which would have been a better insult.
You're welcome,
Phintastic.
P.S. It should be "your." Didn't you get the comment ninja directive to clean up the grammar and punctuation?
12/11/09
What are coherence, capitalization and punctuation?
Sorry, we were looking for punctuality...punctuality.
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-Charles
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Probably a dissident.
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