At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out

For too long, the video of wanking correspondent Carl Monday's investigation into the activities of Mike Cooper's right hand has been subject to the whims of copyright enforcement. No longer. Here it is, brand spanking new, archived for all eternity. » 8/25/09 4:05pm 8/25/09 4:05pm

Ashley Todd Is Your New Mike Cooper

This is Ashley Todd. Ashley recently made some news when she was was mugged near at ATM by "a dark-skinned black man" who, after finding out she supported John McCain, carved a "B" on her face » 10/25/08 1:00pm 10/25/08 1:00pm for some kind of pro-Obama viral ad campaign. However, the cops got kind of suspicious when they saw the B was on backwards,…

Gentlemen, Start Your Wanking

Right now Carl Monday is snapping down the protective visor on his riot helmet, scrambling into the back of the WKYC Action News van and yelling "Let's roll!" Yes, the big Masturbate-A-Thon is tomorrow,* which, if you live in Europe, still leaves you plenty of time to get to Drop Studios in London for the 2 p.m.… » 8/04/06 1:45pm 8/04/06 1:45pm

Four Tiny Tidbits On: The Big Ten

We must confess that we can't wait each year for the crunch of shoulder pads; for cleats churning up chunks of turf and red-faced coaches screaming from the sidelines. But enough about lacrosse. College football season is upon us, and to celebrate, we're going to get back into tiny tidbit mode and present four things… » 8/01/06 2:30pm 8/01/06 2:30pm

Visiting The Scene Of His Namesake's "Crime"

What do you do when your real name is Mike Cooper — but you're not that Mike Cooper — and you've found your MySpace page inexplicably inundated over the last month or so? » 7/25/06 5:00pm 7/25/06 5:00pm

Finally, YouTube Of Monday-Cooper, Part II

We know, it's a week-and-a-half old now, but we never did get a hold of YouTube of the gripping finale of the Carl Monday-Mike Cooper saga, and it has been nagging us, since we this whole thing started from YouTube anyway. » 7/24/06 10:15am 7/24/06 10:15am

Only A Matter Of Time Before This Becomes An Olympic Sport, You Know

It is at once Carl Monday's worst nightmare, and everyone else's dream come true. On August 5, hundreds of people will gather in a hall in central London to, um, pleasure themselves for charity. We only wish we were kidding about the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon," in which contestants — both men and women — will… » 7/18/06 3:30pm 7/18/06 3:30pm