Only A Matter Of Time Before This Becomes An Olympic Sport, You Know

It is at once Carl Monday's worst nightmare, and everyone else's dream come true. On August 5, hundreds of people will gather in a hall in central London to, um, pleasure themselves for charity. We only wish we were kidding about the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon," in which contestants — both men and women — will… » 7/18/06 3:30pm 7/18/06 3:30pm