NFL GMs Want To Know If Manti Te'o Is Gay

The NFL scouting combine is an utterly useless event that exists for the sole purpose of maintaining the league's grip on the consciousness of the American sports fan as far into the offseason as possible. We only pay attention to it because we are told to pay attention to it. It's like the Valentine's Day of the… » 2/25/13 2:20pm 2/25/13 2:20pm

"The Referee Lockout Is Over! Let's Give Roger Goodell A Raise," Says…

I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that this happened, but it's maddening, nonetheless. Shortly after the NFL referee lockout came to an end last night, Mike Florio posted this pile of crap on ProFootballTalk.com, in which he argues that Roger Goodell actually deserves our praise for how he handled the lockout. Glad… » 9/27/12 10:30am 9/27/12 10:30am

Tim Tebow Finds Out News About Himself Via ESPN

As you've probably heard, GQ used old photos of Tim Tebow for one of its September covers (Cam Newton has the other). Tebow didn't agree to sit for a shoot, so they went to the archives, and voila, there's a September cover. (N.B.: For anyone complaining about this—Mike Florio is particularly worked up—this is a really … » 8/16/12 6:52pm 8/16/12 6:52pm

Hey, Mike Florio, Chuck Noll Was Not Above Confronting Another Coach…

Here's Florio, on Schwartz-Harbaugh: "Not that long ago, all coaches exuded a sense of dignity toward the game and respect toward each other. From Tom Landry to Chuck Noll to Bud Grant to John Madden to Don Shula, coaches didn't treat each other like opponents in the main event of the next pro wrestling pay-per-view."… » 10/17/11 3:40pm 10/17/11 3:40pm

Tim Tebow Gives Us Our First Total QBR Kerfuffle

I've been pleasantly surprised with my lack of exposure to Total Quarterback Rating, ESPN's proprietary formula for measuring QB that's supposed to be more accurate, or at least more complete, than passer rating. After the preseason blitz, I absolutely expected it to be shoved down my throat. But it's been limited to… » 10/11/11 10:25am 10/11/11 10:25am