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    Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    His defensive coordinator in Mangino-level fat. That should be brought up more.
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    Image of lisa lisa
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    so that's why he doesn't want to go to UT, no UFO's. Meth labs, check...ufo's not so much.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    "Pick a card, any card!"
    "Uh, Coach, I don't see any cards...and why is your penis in your ha-"
    "I said pick it!"
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    He's done a great job at Texas Tech. I remember when I thought a red raider was just a dog's erect penis.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    Mike Leach is clearly unaware that Cancer Man has a son that runs a 4.3 in the 40.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    one of the most prolific distributors of free ham college football has ever seen


    but Jenn Sterger has still given away more roast beef.

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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    11/19/08

    @Return_of_ClintonPortishead: McFadden gives away roast beef. Sterger just takes a bunch of hot beef injections.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/08

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: So she's promiscuous?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/08

    @Return_of_ClintonPortishead: I'm not sure why, but suddenly I'm thinking Arby's.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    I heard Doug Gottlieb knows a couple of cool card tricks, too.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    Oh, I've seen that one: here's the trick:


    1. Victim picks a card

    2. Victim returns card to deck; deck is shuffled

    3. Magician shows victim the picked card, to which is taped a photograph of victim's parents being bound and gagged in magician's basement.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    He can't wait to try out the other trick Barry Switzer taught him: How to run up a $100K liqour bill at the Super Bowl.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    Rich Rodriguez used to play magic tricks on recruits too. First you see him...
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    Whenever a top recruit signs, Leach punches them in the face and yells "Welcome to Texas Tech."
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    He drank Bill Brasky under the table.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    "Mike Leach must believe in UFOs because Michael Crabtree is out of this world!"--TechFan69
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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mike Leach Mesmerized By UFO's, Barry Switzer Card Tricks
    "It's a trick that Barry Switzer once taught me," said Leach, which of course makes perfect sense.


    Did Switzer also teach him the trick where you make an entire football program disappear for ten years?

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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    11/19/08

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: I hope Barry didn't teach you how to have your team in your hotel room partying the night before a big game.


    Piano optional.

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