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    New Mexico Coach Suspended For Punching Assistant

    Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever

    The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    In reply to New Mexico Coach Suspended For Punching Assistant
    he'll be fired just as soon as the school can figure out the least embarrassing way to get him out of town.

    Let's just hope the wheel lands on 'Gulag.'
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/13/09

    In reply to New Mexico Coach Suspended For Punching Assistant
    With all this chaos around the Lobos, I'm wondering how will these wolves survive?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: My guess? They get loaded.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/02/09

    In reply to Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever
    Hey guys how are you, the guy laying down the smack down on this drugg fool is me, he was touching my buddys wife, so I had to grab him and put him to sleep, you said you didnt want o come talk or take pics of me, Im not crazy, im cool,mi was just pissed off at his jerk is all. had a blast, so if you want anymore or talk email me thanks guys Mike.
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    Image of JoeyJavs JoeyJavs
    10/02/09

    In reply to Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever
    And then meantime we've got Raiders coach Tom Cable breaking assistant's jaws and everyone seems to be looking the other way.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/02/09

    @JoeyJavs: Really good point.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    10/02/09

    @JoeyJavs: They're trying to see were JaMarcus Russell's throws ended up.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/02/09

    In reply to Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever
    A "Speak to the hand" had to be uttered during this confrontation.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever
    Don't front.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/02/09

    In reply to Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever
    His counsin Robin of Locksley would have beat him down with a quarterstaff.
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    10/02/09

    @Kid Canada: It's really a buck and a quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/02/09

    In reply to Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever
    I got embarrassed by the Air Force once, but it was for violating their "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/02/09

    In reply to Why Did New Mexico's Coach Punch His Assistant? Whatever
    The frozen corpse of Errol Flynn is slated to play Locksley in the film version.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears: Intense Fruits
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    He pisses intensity and incompetence.

    I think it's just the asparagus he had for lunch.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    This is the ugliest Lobo incident since that time in 1999 when Rebecca wore a skirt.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/28/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Damn... beat me to it. Here's mine, anyway:

    There hasn't been a Lobo with that much testosterone since Rebecca.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Nicely done.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    And now he's allegedly punching his coaches in the mouth.

    Looks like this guy is ready for the NFL!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    A FORMER OFFICE ASSISTANT SUED LOCKSLEY AND UNM FOR FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

    Oh, come on, he was having her sort pages of their new Arkansas-inspired playbook. If she didn't want to "Honk that Wildhog", she should've found another calling.
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    He pisses intensity and incompetence.

    But...can he water-ski?
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    09/28/09

    @Gravy: I suppose, in New Mexico, he'd more apt to go dune buggin'
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