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    Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
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    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    His big mistake was allowing the book to be excerpted in Honcho.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    There is no title for the book at this time


    Too bad for Piazza that some jackass stole his first title idea called "Men With Balls."

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    Moby Dick
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    Image of J. Henry Waugh J. Henry Waugh
    11/11/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Call me, Ishmael.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/11/08

    @J. Henry Waugh: Piazza has a thing for the Amish?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    I hope he answers the important questions like Pat's or Geno's?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    Hopefully he'll reveal who the hell was behind the whole "Who Let the Mets Out" thing in 2000.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    The openly-gay version of his autobiography will be written under his pseudonym, "Amanda Beard".
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    Of course a book was the second option behind a Broadway musical.
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    11/11/08

    @the earl of weaver: But even if the book fell through, he still had some great Cabaret ideas.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/11/08

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Nathan Lane IS Mike Piazza in....The Prince of Flushing!
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    How about My Knees Hurt...From Catching! From Catching!!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    Ramon Martinez swung his penis around like a gangster's pocket watch and that Mike Piazza had the most disgusting back acne he'd ever seen


    But the most disgusting thing of all was the way Tommy Lasorda would leave used suppositories in Eric Karros' coffee mug.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    So, Ramon Martinez went to the Charles Haley Finishing School?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    Mike Piazza had the most disgusting back acne he'd ever seen in his life. "He had to wear two shirts because of all the pus, " he said.


    That is by far the most disgusting sentence I have ever read on Deadspin.

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    11/11/08

    @J-No: Backne is demonstrative of steroids isn't it?


    Not to be confused with blackme...


    /kstewart'd

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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/11/08

    @wonderlic---myballs: Yes, it is. But the two shirts to soak up hte pus makes my stomach churn.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    That's not pus!
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/11/08

    In reply to Piazza Convinces Publisher That His Life Story Is Entertainingly Heterosexual
    The Catcher in the Guy: The Mike Piazza Story
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    11/11/08

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: A Portrait of the Catcher in a Young Man?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/11/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I'm partial to "Catcher Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/11/08

    @Steve_U: *strangeglove
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/11/08

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Er...Catch 22 Guys?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/11/08

    @Steve_U: He should just follow O.J.'s lead for book titles: If I Did Him.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/11/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Cakeboys and Ale.
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    11/11/08

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Starring Hugh Jackman, of course.
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