That Mike Lowell is crafty: "Youk, you flail about like a hooked Madagascar Rainbowfish and get ejected; I'll step in and hit some game-winning home runs."
@Kid Canada: That’s fantastic, we got a Jewish first baseman! I didn’t know that. This is fabulous. …I’m so proud to have a Jewish first baseman. i didn’t even know!
@SpiroAgnewsGhost: Yeah, I have nothing snarky to say about this, and I'm glad I refrained earlier. This is the first story regarding sports in years that's made me extremely sad.
Shouldn't have been anybody's 4 year old child. As if Mike Tyson didn't have enough issues in his life to deal with.
The weird thing is that the last thing I saw on TV before I heard this news is that trailer for The Hangover where he's air drumming to "In The Air Tonight", which made me actually laugh out loud.
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"You get a tattoo on your face!!! And you get a tattoo on your face!! And you get a tattoo on your face!!"
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Because he's Jewish, AMIRITE?
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05/26/09
A four-year-old child, dead. I'm so sad.
05/26/09
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The weird thing is that the last thing I saw on TV before I heard this news is that trailer for The Hangover where he's air drumming to "In The Air Tonight", which made me actually laugh out loud.