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    Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    What's great about radio "personalities" is that in no way are they often broken, quivering shells of disturbed human beings.
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    Amateur. There's a 90 day waiting period before the Bison Dele jokes become Corey Smith jokes.
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    But Tom Mees jokes are still ok?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/05/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Between the Challenger disaster and Leon Klinghoffer's death, 1986 was an interesting year for topical humor for those of us in grade school, featuring such punchlines as...


    "(N)eeds (A)nother (S)even (A)stronauts."

    "One eye 'blue' this way, and one eye 'blue' that way."

    "Not right now, honey, I'll just wash up on shore."

    "They're called 'The Beached Boys.'"

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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    This is actually a decent show. For sports radio. Eh. Tempest in a teapot.
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    03/05/09

    @bluebears: If using the word "tempest" was in any way intentional, bravo.
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    03/05/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: thanks. i do try. I've been appalling my co-workers with inappropriate jokes for days now.
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    This is worse than when Stephen A. Smith wanted to call his show "Quite Anne Frankly."
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    @BrockMiddlebrook: This has been happening ever since Yulebert Huey cracked wise about the Hindenburg disaster in 1937 on a newsbreak during a "Hopalong Cassidy" episode.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    With his arms crossed in defiance and his Jimmy Norton haircut, I think it's pretty obvious that Mike Valenti doesn't care what his listeners think...and why he's on radio and not television.
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    You've reached the Corey hotline.


    Here are some words that rhyme with Corey.


    Gory...story...allegory...Montessori...

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    03/05/09

    @Kid Canada: Cacciatore?
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    It's the Sports Inferno, where, I assume, the sports talk is HOT! And probably in your face. And also, probably not your father's sports talk. And so on...
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    I mean my name is....uh.....Mike Valenti!


    The same Mike Valenti that told those horrible Corey Smith jokes on Detroit sports radio?????

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    Image of NoPracticoBurress NoPracticoBurress
    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    So being the horrible asshole that I am, I immediately began searching for what the joke actually was. It was something to the point of Corey Smith showing up to camp overweight, but it was mostly "water-weight". Way to tank your career over a highly offensive joke that isn't even funny, dickhead.
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    03/05/09

    @NoPracticoBurress: Ok, should have read the whole post first. Publicly begging for mercy from the banhammer now.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/05/09

    @Juancho: What happens if you, uh, let up right before the big moment?


    Is that like almost pulling the kitteh out of the water just in time to let it catch it's breath?

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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    FACT: There is a special heaven just for drowning victims, and that guy from Drowning Pool.
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    03/05/09

    @Stev D: and TEH KITTEHS killed because you masturbate.
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    Even the great Sherwood Schwartz would find it impossible to mine humor from this terrible story.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/05/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    Somehow, there would be a cursed idol involved.

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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    I know the story of four football players drowning in the Gulf of Mexico seems like a comedic goldmine,


    Someone should probably tell Nick Schuyler that he drowned. He's going to be so heartbroken.

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    03/05/09

    In reply to Dead Boater Jokes Are Not A Big Hit In Detroit
    Shoulda been you, Mike Valenti.
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