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    What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?

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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12/11/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Judging by the exposure of his socks, he appears to be wearing either jorts or Greenberg's jeans.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/11/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Looks like everyone has gone to bed... night all
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/11/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Okay kids, time for this chica to go to bed.


    Tomorrow's going to suck, but if I make it through tomorrow, it'll be Free Lunch Friday!


    Night everyone! And to do DUAN Secret Santa, EMAIL ME.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/11/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Even with working 3 jobs and having tuition covered, I'm paying off loans. So, yeah.


    Fuck. I'm working 2 jobs now, because my full time job which I got from the education I'm still paying for covers the basic bills, and not any of the fun stuff.

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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    12/11/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    For fans of The Wire/rap music:


    Blaqstarr and M.I.A cover Way Down in the Hole

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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/11/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Hi DUAN. Y'know, I apologize in advance for the "Waaaah, I'm 21 and life so haaaaaaaaard~" whining that's about to take place, but here's as good a place as any to vent.


    So I got a Macbook for my birthday, which was sweet. Then I had to pay my parents 1200 dollars to cover the costs of it, since money is tight. And now the power cord broke, and being the student/drunkard that I am, I have only 5 dollars left in checking. So I log in to my online banking dealie in order to transfer money to checking, and find out that my parents have locked me out of my bank account. The reason, of course, is fiscal responsibility. Which was valid until I had to nuke 1200 dollars paying for a fucking birthday gift and then give another 150 to an ex of mine which is half of what I owe her. So I'm in the dorm computer lab, trying to make these fuckers work long enough to type out a couple of final assignments done.


    /I'm done- I'll just go post Hinder lyrics as my status on my Facebook page.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: Isn't that covered by the warranty?
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    Image of Athletic Supporter Athletic Supporter
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: go to an apple store and talk shit. I seem to recall the connectors on the power cords were defective for a while and you might have one of them. Also, if you are within the warranty period, they might just give you one anyway.


    And as a backup, you can always sell your body.

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: That sucks, dude. Perhaps a quick email ("Sent from the Macbook I half-bought that you locked me out of my bank account for.") would at least get you enjoy money to make your computer work?
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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/11/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I wouldn't know. The Warranty is back at my house. I'll have to look at it. Thanks for reminding me, though.
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    Image of Colin White Devil Colin White Devil
    12/11/08

    @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: I had one on an old borrowed Macbook nearly ignite on me. And when I talked to IT people I knew, they said they were having problems with that.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: I think the Apple warranty is a year. My keyboard cracked, and they replaced it without blinking an eye. Then I befriended my Mac Genius and ended up living with him for a week and a half in LA. So, try it.


    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Is there an age limit on wooing?

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/11/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: I mean enough, not enjoy. I'm a fan of telling parents when they need to be put in line for pulling shit like this on their kids, and helping pay for college with a present (because, yes, a Macbook would be useful for college) then taking that present back is messed up.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    12/11/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Oh, no. But I think there's an age floor on being a Wooo girl that you're still short of. The Wooo girl thing wasn't just the partying, I think, it was what it represented. Can't be a Wooo girl if you're not at least in your late twenties. Younger that that, and you're just being a twentysomething. But that is my particular spin on the phenomenon - Wooo girl as proto-cougar.
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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/11/08

    @Colin White Devil: Yeah, towards the end it was really warm.


    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Yeah, I'll take a look at that. It'd be good to have for these last couple classes before finals, since I use them to take notes in class due to a handwriting disorder.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/11/08

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: And I don't like stretch hummer limos. Catch #2. Well, that's good. I'm just a woo girl in training.
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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/11/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Yeah, at the same time, they're definitely the type that'll cut off paying for college (most of the money for which is coming from a savings account set up for me when I was 10 by my grandparents. Funny story, really, when I was 13 I had to pick a stock to put in there for college. I picked Google.)
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    Image of Colin White Devil Colin White Devil
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: I had plugged the one I borrowed in at a campus cafe, and after about 3 minutes I noticed wisps of smoke curling around from the back. Not good, not good at all.


    Meanwhile, I reckon I'm about 3 sips away from starting to home-karaoke along with Youtube videos here. Like every other night.

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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/11/08

    @Colin White Devil: Those are always good nights. I found a wonderful chaser drink for anything that's too stiff for me- Squirt. So I've gone through about 9 cans of Squirt tonight.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: So you're partly responsible for your college education's funding, and you STILL get money taken away?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: In college I told anyoone who would listen, obviously I was trashed usually, that Squirt should just rebrand themselves as "Chaser".


    I don't take shots anymore, but if I did that would be my chaser

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: My parents pay for my cell phone (so they have something to hold over my head so that they know they can always get a hold of me) and my car insurance (because the deal for getting a full ride to college was a car, and they made me buy my own).* Besides that, I've paid for my clothes/rent/food/all that jazz since I got my first job at 16. Sometimes it sucks, but it's awesome knowing you can do it.


    *I'm still spoiled. When I do visit, and on holidays, they shower me with way more presents than they should, but it's because they love me and miss me.

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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/11/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Yeah, it's the bee's knees. Come Winter Break I might just say "Fuck it" and run with Student Loans and get a job.
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    12/11/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: It really is. I did 10 months with AmeriCorps and built houses in the South on 9 dollars a day, and it was the most rewarding thing I could have done at that point in my life.


    @Colin White Devil: It's a sweet gig if you can get it.


    @HockeyMountain: Please, PLEAASE tell that to anyone dumb enough to chase with Red Bull. Unless you're of a Darwinian mindset that evening, and want the herd to thin itself.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: I can't say much. I had my entire college paid for. Part of that was my decision to go to the in-state instead of the private school that wanted me to play soccer.


    But still I got out of college debt-free, and that's pretty f'ing awesome

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/11/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: Ahhh Shots and Red Bull it's like asking for a heart attack.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/11/08

    @HockeyMountain: Same here. Good student + in-state means debt-free.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/11/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: I won't kid, my Dad did a good job of saving for college for me, but I made the smart decision of where to go.


    Sigh, my browser crashed and now I'm back to my old avatar. This avatar issue is driving me crazy

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    Image of Disgruntled Goat Disgruntled Goat
    12/11/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Gotta go. Take 'er easy.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?


    This really happened. Joe Budden on the mic.

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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    12/11/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Vince tried harder in that commercial than he ever did during the 7 seasons he played for the Raptors.


    Here's an oldschool fav of mine:

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Also, for the record: it was Roger Ebert.


    [blogs.suntimes.com]

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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    12/10/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: so i was closest, age-wise. do i get a book?
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/10/08

    @toledostripper: I was just throwing it out to see how many Leitches I'd get.


    Also, because that's a tremendous piece of writing and Ebert's fantastic.

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    Image of Disgruntled Goat Disgruntled Goat
    12/11/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: His review of the Ben Stein movie was a fine an evisceration as I've ever seen.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Anyone here a Chuck fan? Catching up on this season, and it's awesome. Also, Yvonne Strahovski is just drop-dead gorgeous.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/10/08

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: I've been slowly getting sucked in thanks to the roomie. It's entertaining, but I'm not upset if I miss it.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/10/08

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Yes and Yes.. even though I'm a few episodes behind. I'm looking forward to catching up.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    12/10/08

    @HockeyMountain: It is funnier than I thought. And Adam Baldwin is always entertaining.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/10/08

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: I started watching this season, i might go rent the first season during the holiday break I have.


    Now that Pushing Daisies is going off the air, and I gave up on Heroes Chuck is probably my one "can't miss" show every week.


    @Colin White Devil: I just knew a bunch of Potheads in college who played him non-stop and thought he was a genius. Blind Melon makes me think of Len Bias.. so much potential all flushed down the toilet.

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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    alright kids, have a good one.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    and oh, I'm totally up for a Secret Santa/Hannaka Harry blog swap.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    "Bill Nack was sports editor of The Daily Illini the year I was editor. He was the editor the next year. He married the Urbana girl I dated in high school. I never made it to first base. By that time, I think he may have been able to slide into second and was taking a risky lead and keeping an eye on the pitcher. We had a lot of fun on the Daily Illini. This was in the days before ripping stuff off the web. He insisted on running stories about every major horse race. We had only one photo of a horse. We used it for every winner. If it was a filly, we flipped it. Of this as his editor I approved."


    Name that writer.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/10/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Leitch?


    @WanderingBear: I know you're from my 'hood, sort of, so I'm wondering if you've ever had Pica's pizza? If you grew up in Drexel Hill, you would love it, but if it isn't the pizza you grew up with, you're like, "WTF is this?! The sauce is above the cheese?! WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?"

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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Morning Glory.


    What's the word, though?

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/10/08

    @44 in a Row: Hummingbird. Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?!


    /Bye, Bye Birdie. What?

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/10/08

    In reply to What Is This Slumbering, Slobbery Beast Asleep On The Floor?
    Hokay. So I'll figure I'll call out DUAN Secret Santa for another couple nights, then use some crazy algorithm (aka putting names in a hat and drawing) to see who gets who on Saturday. That should leave enough time for people to procure and ship Secret Santa presents before the holidays! So, pass the word around, and if anyone else wants to join in the holiday fun, hit me up at katiepalooza at gmail dot com with your address.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    12/10/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: random.org is quicker and more eco-friendly.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/10/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: sweet.
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