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    Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    I always took the veto to stem from the Times ultra conservative ways


    Yes, the New York Times, quite a bastion of conservativism.

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Pretty sure using a pumice stone on bacne would cause you to bleed like Jesus carrying the cross.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    His back looked as smooth as a baby's bottom.


    Which is more than you can say for his bottom.

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    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    See this is why blogs are bullshit. Anyone with a computer can just go punch in a website and start spreading rumors. A real journalist would never pull a stunt lik[struck by lightning.]
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Will Piazza hold a press conference to tell everybody to ignore the steroid suspession and go back to the gay rumor suspession.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    And with that, Bacne joins Shart, Hobot and Mockumentary in completing the final 4 in my Portmanteau March Madness.
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    Image of Gordon Gekko-Shumway Gordon Gekko-Shumway
    03/05/09

    @David Hume: What 12 seed knocked off Brangelina?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/05/09

    @David Hume: I am interested in these hobots you speak of. Do they come with different trashiness settings?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/05/09

    @Gordon Gekko-Shumway: Procrasturbate. Had a bad night in the round of 16, though, televangelist was unconscious - knockin' them down.


    @ClintonPortishead: I was thinking Hobo/Robot. Digital vagrant. Silicon tramp.

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    Image of Hank the Rapper Hank the Rapper
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Other failed Murray Chass columns:

    Bobby Valentine's third nipple

    John Franco's wicked case of Fordyce's spots

    Benny Agbayani's webbed feet
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    03/05/09

    @Hank the Rapper:

    Other failed Murray Chass columns: all of them


    /fixed

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    I was prepared to describe it in disgusting living color


    Still thhe paper of record, ladies and gentlemen.

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    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Thank goodness I have not eaten lunch yet. Blech.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    That is not proof he is gay. Rolling around on the floor of a highway rest stop could cause the same thing.
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Chass' article is child's play compared to what Piazza's proctologist wanted to publish in the well-respected medical journal, Anorectal Illustrated.
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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Deadspin? More like Dudespin!


    Right? Right?

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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    03/05/09

    @Arsenio Billingham: All-ManSpin
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    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Mmmmm, ziti covered pasta pizza.


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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    03/05/09

    @twoeightnine: I thought this was the worst idea ever--until I had a slice. Now, I still think it's a terrible idea but I don't care.
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    03/05/09

    It's quite possibly the single greatest idea ever. You like pasta? You like pizza? You like pasta pizza.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    03/05/09

    @twoeightnine: I am worried that there might not be nearly enough carbs in my ordinary slice of pizza--what should I do?!
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/05/09

    Put it between two slices of bread and make it a pizzawich.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    Photo courtesy of Sam Champion
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/05/09

    In reply to Mike Piazza's Bacne Was Legendary And Suspicious
    well, semen tends to do that...
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