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Kid Canada
07/28/09

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they were straight up making babies on each other

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were at the ballpark making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me!!!!!
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lilwillie
07/25/09

In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Miller Park
Sadly, that really is a perfect write up.

County Stadium days you could just drive down and know you'd get good seats. Dad was always a Brewer fan so he raised us to be Brewers fan. Hard when Selig raped the team of talent every year and left them to die.

Oh, and Miller Park, 1 Billion dollars is the price tag fella's. Remeber, some lives where lost in it's construction, the delays, and costs after that went literally threw the roof.

I have the Nationals game next Thursday, there are two wives of friends going with. I have no idea how they are going to fit in three seats, let alone one. Oh boy, it should be fun to watch that.

Yes we drink a lot. Fight a lot and hate the Cubs, but look at our woman, we need to do those things to survive.
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J-No
07/24/09

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Miller Park is fine. The Brewers are fine. But this is what makes the place suck: serving Miller Lite in those plastic bottles. The beer is warm.
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ScientificMapp
07/24/09

@J-No: You're not drinking it fast enough.
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J-No
07/25/09

@ScientificMapp: The real problem is we were seated in the fancy seats where they have a wait staff. By the time you get your beer from them it is warmish. And in a plastic bottle, which just sucks.
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ScientificMapp
07/25/09

@J-No: (You'll never read this) But plastic bottles are so much less stitches-inducing when thrown at the outfielders in a drunken stupor.
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Log1c
07/24/09

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Sure we may be dicks to all the Cubs fans. But we are equally dicks to the Bears fans, Vikings fans... and so on.

And yeah, even I'm a little embarrassed when they scan the crowd on TV and its all fat, goofy looking mother fuckers...
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Hit Bull Win Steak
07/24/09

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you had me at 'Miller Park"
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SmellTheGlove
07/24/09

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As an average sized, college educated Milwaukee resident who has known of the existence of baseball pre Ryan Braun, most of this commentary is spot on.

However, the place is great because it's just like an episode of Intervention. Just spend a few minutes with it and you'll feel like a million bucks.

Oh yeah, FUCK THE CUBS!!!
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RonZookonRedBull
07/24/09

@SmellTheGlove: This may be more of a Packers question than a Brewers one, but what is considered more formal -- full camo or camo with orange vest?
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Log1c
07/24/09

@RonZookonRedBull: I think the orange vest is more like a dinner jacket, while the full camo is a 3 piece suit.
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Steve U
07/24/09

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A group of monkeys compiled the rules for when the roof and outfield panels close

Strangely, the rules were all written in iambic pentameter.
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Tracy Ham and Eggs
07/24/09

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I really want to punch Eric G. square in the face...

That said, I love Miller Park. Its the one place my pudgy ass feels only slightly overweight.
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ScientificMapp
07/24/09

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Are you sure that story is courtesy of "Eric G." and not "Tucker M."?
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