Initially after Vick was released from prison I had some sympathy for him because he appeared really contrite. Now that I think about it, it's hard for me to empathize with anyone who got 20-30 million dollars upfront when he signed his huge contract and then ended up with 20 million debt to creditors. I'm no math genius but maybe he should hire a better accountant or money manager instead of using his cousins and friends from back home.
I liked Crystalis because I could cheat with the Game Genie. I wish life had a Game Genie, so I could enter in a code that would make me invulnerable to chlamydia.
Meanwhile, Roger Clemens' latest attempt at a public image makeover backfired when it was learned he was fleecing the late members of his assisted living community.
...but Brian Cashman continues to stand beneath his bedroom window holding a boom box over his head.
Unfortunately for Brian, CC Sabathia ate his Peter Gabriel CD so he had to play "Mandy" on repeat and hope that Pettitte thought the song was about him.
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Every time I do a Google image search for Tim Tebow, the SafeSearch automatically gets switched to "Strict."
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08/27/09
The Protoss?
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Respectfully,
Vernon Wells, Alex Rios, our combined 21 homers, and our platinum-plated swimming pools filled with gold.
01/06/09
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Unfortunately for Brian, CC Sabathia ate his Peter Gabriel CD so he had to play "Mandy" on repeat and hope that Pettitte thought the song was about him.
01/06/09
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