@Weed Against Speed: I don't know about Clemens, but the brown material on Kenny Rogers's cap during WS '06 Game 2 was from Mike Mc Cready's colostomy.
Uncle Roger use to play laundry day with her. OK Mindy. Bring me all your undergarments. We're going to do a load wash. Roger would then disappear with the laundry for a couple of hours.
No humpty hump, no boinking, no hiding the salami, none of the ol' in' 'n out, no rolls in the hay, spins in the sack, boffing, boning, schtupping, porking, screwing or doin' it.
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Hank Williams, Sr. and Johnny Cash are not impressed.
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When reached for comment, he responded, "Oh, I. I. I'm still alive."
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But apparently there are drugs to dull that pain.
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Must be a Yankee thing. Jim Leyritz treats girls like Princess Di.
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Princess Grace would've also been acceptable.
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Sounds like a country song.
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There was vaginal intercourse, however.
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