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    The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable

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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    You know what else makes me miserable? Zombies. They're all like, "I'm going to eat your brains." I'm like, "Leave me alone." But they never do.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    Is it possible to pre-ban an unapproved commenter? If not, it should be.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Too way there isn't.
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    Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Us starred folks shouldn't have to deal with that kind of thing.
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    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Personally, I think spelling the word as "hawt" is far more offensive than actually writing the word "fucking."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/09

    @Fogg: Clearly.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: I think the guy brings up some good points -- I mean, if you filter out the Nazi propaganda and kiddie porn.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Thank you, and all others, for not replying to that tragedy.

    Bonus: I wont have to respond to some delightful 'Whyd u ban me, fool?' email tomorrow.
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    Image of TotallyRuckedUp TotallyRuckedUp
    11/19/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Alright, now, I know damn well I'm better off not reading it, but I'm nevertheless morbidly curious...

    I guess I'll have to catch him and his retarded minions on YouTube
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment TotallyRuckedUp was starred TotallyRuckedUp was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/09

    @TotallyRuckedUp: I assure you, you're missing nothing.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/20/09

    @Steve U: Holy fuck, I'm dreaming of that feature.

    I've said it before: seeing these fucktard unapproved comments is like being Sookie Stackhouse and reading the minds of the unwashed masses.

    Except I don't have the fantastic rack.
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    Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of rulesboy rulesboy
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    I wonder how long it took two New York Post writers to pen two of the shittiest, most nonsensical sports metaphors ever committed to paper. For your consideration:

    Bomber, bombshell enjoy double play and

    The Yankee captain, a perennial bachelor, seems to be running the bases exclusively with the smoking-hot Kelly.
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    Phintastic promoted this comment rulesboy was starred rulesboy was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    @rulesboy:

    The first one...eh, maybe they had a foursome.

    The second one is indefensible.
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    Image of rulesboy rulesboy
    11/19/09

    @Phintastic: My initial thoughts on the first one as well, but I took the lack of photos of the coked-out strippers with whom said foursome would have undoubtedly been consummated as NYP's concession that they just suck.
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    rulesboy was starred rulesboy was unstarred
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    11/19/09

    @Phintastic: And really, who doesn't want photos of coked-out strippers to brighten their evening?
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    rulesboy was starred rulesboy was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    You couldn't be more wrong, seeing Minka Kelly in a bikini makes me quite happy.
     Reply
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    Jeter seems to dislike crunches.

    /no homo
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    Image of Sheed's Bald Spot Sheed's Bald Spot
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    fuck that guy [italicized italics?]

    Isn't the literary and verbal salad-tossing this guy gets from said pudgy journos proof that they do, in fact, want to try and recreate the Jennifer Connolly Requiem for a Dream double-dildo scene with him? While Stryper plays in the background?
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Sheed's Bald Spot was starred Sheed's Bald Spot was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/19/09

    @Sheed's Bald Spot: Is that why all my hipster friends keep telling me to see that movie? Shit.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/19/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I've also heard good things about Career Opportunities.
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    Image of Sheed's Bald Spot Sheed's Bald Spot
    11/19/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Lost my internetz, but I was really just looking for an excuse to counter Daulerio's Boston post with a benefit for Great White's epic meltdown.
     Reply
    Edited by Sheed's Bald Spot at 11/19/09 7:45 PM Sheed's Bald Spot was starred Sheed's Bald Spot was unstarred
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