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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    The sabermetrics formula responsible for the Cabera vote: 1.5(BAC)/(0.5(1+OBP) + .62(VORP))
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Way to ruin the unveiling of my new euphemism for fake tits, Dash.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    I can't put my calculator away, I'm wearing it on my wrist.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    "This is completely unfair! The commissioner didn't even give us a chance to buy the MVP!"

    -- Hank Steinbrenner
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Fine, I will surrender my calculator, but you'll have to pry this abacus out of my cold, dead hands, good sir.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    But Miguel Cabrera had the highest BLEERP in the AL!! Are you kidding me??
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Dammit. Now we'll never get FJM back.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Indigenous nerds in Australia are still instructed to stay away from white people.
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    11/23/09

    @Phintastic: +1 Didgeridoo
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    But I am so close to proving the existance of Nefi Perez.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Put Away Your Calculators

    Calcu-what-now?
    -Murray Chass
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Put away your calculator? How the hell am I supposed to inappropriately spell "BOOBS" during second period?

    /32 years old
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Indigent nerds, however, may form a queue to apply for a stat research job at ESPN. Base salary is only 25K, but Bristol does have lovely foliage and Mike Golic may one day butcher your last name on the air.
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Metrodome Memories Are A Little Pathetic
    Yeah, Barry, stupid fans paying ridiculous prices for meaningless pieces of stadium junk sure is worthy of ridicule.

    I mean, look at all those idiot Yankees fans!

    [deadspin.com] #minnesotatwins
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Metrodome Memories Are A Little Pathetic
    The stuff, most of it ephemera, was piled on folding tables along 15 sections of the Dome's concourse

    Isn't ephemera on the banned substance list? #minnesotatwins
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Someone Just Blew This Guy's Mind
    Isn't that Roseanne's daughter from Roseanne? #minnesotatwins
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