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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Since he was mocking religion in rural PA, I figured the winner would be Hillary Clinton. #mascots
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    He is literally a golden Idol

    Onlookers were puzzled when the mascot led the cheerleaders in a rendition of White Wedding. #mascots
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    Image of Lord Humungus Lord Humungus
    10/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I admit, I'm a bit puzzled by it too. I mean, cheerleaders and white wedding? Does not compute. #mascots
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    @Lord Humungus: It's supposed to be a Billy Idol joke, albeit one that failed. #mascots
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    Image of Lord Humungus Lord Humungus
    10/21/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Oh no, I got the Idol reference. It seems my joke about any cheerleader aspiring to have a white wedding was the failure. #mascots
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    If you head to the edge of the endzone, separate from everyone else, are you really praying? Or are you telling everyone in the stadium that you pray? #mascots
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    ... and that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the mascots are irreverent. #mascots
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Our JoePa, who art in diapers
    Hallowed be thy shades. #mascots
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    These are not the beaver shots I come here to see. #mascots
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/20/09

    @Barry Lutz: Beaver, gopher, whatever... #mascots
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Goldy learned that move from Nietzchy Nutria, mascot of the University of Basel.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    He's just praying the creamery isn't sold out of Peachy Paterno when he gets back to campus. That stuff is delicious. #mascots
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Cut the mascot some slack. He was devastated he was missing Weed Against Speed guest editing Deadspin. #mascots
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Jerome:Please God, give me the strength to play well in this super important sporting event. Also, what do you look like?

    God: Jerome, get bent, its fucking football. I am an anthropomorphic gopher.
    Jerome: [universe implodes]
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/27/09

    In reply to "Motherf***er Hit My Penis"
    Just more typical Schadenfreude from Petchesky.
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    Image of Midwest_Product Midwest_Product
    03/19/09

    In reply to NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Texas Vs. (10) Minnesota
    How many technical free-throws would Texas get if Tubby Smith sent someone out to break A.J. Abrams' kneecaps?
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    03/19/09

    @Midwest_Product: It is about time for Big Jon Williams to earn his scholarship he's been stealing for the last 4 years.
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    Image of Oops Pow Surprise Oops Pow Surprise
    03/19/09

    In reply to NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Texas Vs. (10) Minnesota
    Hey, I wrote a couple columns for CollegeHumor before it was cool too!
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    Image of Jose Hernandez Jose Hernandez
    03/19/09

    In reply to NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Texas Vs. (10) Minnesota
    Come on Gophers pull this off.
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    Image of Oops Pow Surprise Oops Pow Surprise
    03/19/09

    @Jose Hernandez: Not pictured: Jose Hernandez tugging at his boxers.
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    Image of Midwest_Product Midwest_Product
    03/19/09

    In reply to NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Texas Vs. (10) Minnesota
    These are clearly the top two shooting teams in the NCAA facing off right now. Nothing but trick shots off the rim every time, amazing!
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/19/09

    @Midwest_Product: Did you mean this for the Michigan Clemson game? Because it also applies.
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