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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/14/09

    In reply to Timberwolves GM Wants Fans To Know He Is Aware Of How Much Team Sucks
    The coaches are the strength of our ballclub right now

    Ahem, Brian Cardinal respectfully disagrees. #minnesotatimberwolves
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/14/09

    In reply to Timberwolves GM Wants Fans To Know He Is Aware Of How Much Team Sucks
    That's a whole lot of words that were used to say, "Yes, I have eyes." #minnesotatimberwolves
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    11/14/09

    In reply to Timberwolves GM Wants Fans To Know He Is Aware Of How Much Team Sucks
    As a fan of the Knicks, a letter like this from James Dolan would be goddamned, downright heartwarming. But alas, that stubby little fuck is too busy drying out, spending Daddy's money and making shitty blues music to even notice that he destroyed a franchise.

    /Bitter. Oh so bitter. #minnesotatimberwolves
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    11/14/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Somebody's going through Eddy Curry withdrawals. #minnesotatimberwolves
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    11/14/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: The DT's are rough. Stephon Marbury takes the edge off with Vaseline. That, and bags and bags of weed. #minnesotatimberwolves
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/14/09

    In reply to Timberwolves GM Wants Fans To Know He Is Aware Of How Much Team Sucks
    Its times like these that you just have to keep your head down, keep working hard, and try to live with the knowledge that your team's best player is on another continent. #minnesotatimberwolves
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    09/01/09

    In reply to The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
    Sorry to be serious about this but I have to ask:

    At what point does the the whole "I've gotta play at the highest level" thing just not hold water. I have spent time in Barcelona and Minneapolis. I can't even begin to tell you how much better life is in Barcalona. If I were Ricky Rubio, floppy haired, Spanish, and a handsome, presumably sexually active prospective miultimillionaire, do you know when I would play in the NBA?

    Never. That's right, NEVER.

    What the fuck is would the point be? Winter in Minneapolis? Maybe be traded to Memphis.... or Detroit or OKC ... Fuck. No.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/02/09

    @Who Wants to Sex Pittsnogle?: I like your point a lot but I think peer recognition and just pure, giant ego for these athletes play a bigger role than you surmised. As a baller in Barcelona he will always be 2nd fiddle to even a substitute on FC Barcelona's bench. Maybe he looks to Gasol and thinks that could be a possibility one day. Serve out your mandatory sentence in a black hole like Memphis and then hop the next train out of town to a bigger city/franchise when your contract expires or a trade.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/01/09

    In reply to The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
    There was something sort of exciting about a player entering the NBA as a total mystery

    You can find this gem and more in How to Choose Your Lottery Picks by Larry Harris.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/01/09

    In reply to The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
    WWtSGD?
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/01/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Where will the Spanish guy develop?

    Sounds like Spain.
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    09/01/09

    In reply to The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
    and Kahn will continue to look like a man operating from whatever manual Kevin McHale used to drive the franchise into a ditch.

    I'm hoping it's not the same one that Eddie Griffin used.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/27/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Makes Jay Mariotti Cringe
    "Tenemos que hablar con la gente de Minnesota ... y ver lo que pasa, porque, a estas horas, podemos estar en Minnesota o en otra parte, declaraba."


    "We have to speak with the Minnesota people...and see what happens, because, at this time, we can be in Minnesota or another place, he said."


    So Rubio's dad quotes himself? Nice work, Jay.

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    06/26/09

    In reply to UNC's Ellington Happy To Be Drafted, But Sad To Leave 19-Year-Old Philly Girlfriend
    Altschuler first came to prominence by becoming the first Drexel student to successfully complete a Co-op at Delilah's.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to UNC's Ellington Happy To Be Drafted, But Sad To Leave 19-Year-Old Philly Girlfriend
    INVIZUBUL CHEESE-MAC FACE!
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    06/26/09

    In reply to UNC's Ellington Happy To Be Drafted, But Sad To Leave 19-Year-Old Philly Girlfriend
    "Hey baby, if you're looking for a pro athlete in Philly, I'm surprisingly available!"


    -Brett Myers

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/26/09

    In reply to UNC's Ellington Happy To Be Drafted, But Sad To Leave 19-Year-Old Philly Girlfriend
    Holy hell. New goal in life: murder Wayne Ellington and usurp his identity a la the Talented Mr. Ripley.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to UNC's Ellington Happy To Be Drafted, But Sad To Leave 19-Year-Old Philly Girlfriend
    "Shhh shhh. Don't worry, baby. Philly Daddy is going to take care of everything and make you feel right...say, you got a lighter on you?"


    -Daulerio

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    06/26/09

    In reply to UNC's Ellington Happy To Be Drafted, But Sad To Leave 19-Year-Old Philly Girlfriend
    Of course she goes to Drexel. She did a fantastic job engineering them breasts.
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