Dear Mariners, thanks for sweeping that last series of '08. We're sure you'll enjoy your #2 pick (who's still recovering from Tommy John surgery) as much as we enjoy the biggest can't-miss prospect in decades. We're sending some unused fireworks your way. - The Nationals
@Weed Against Speed: Funny thing is, they will probably headline some festival this summer and we'll be subjected to endless press about how Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro hate each other.
Ben Cohen? I'll spare you the ice cream and movie jokes, but I can promise you that even if I refrain, Hatey among others will bring the subtle to not so subtle Jew jokes.
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Sort of like how I didn't know enough about consumer electronics to realize a genuine iPhone wouldn't be filled with shredded newspaper.
06/09/09
They really need a better Scoutmaster screening process.
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That was the slogan on my dad's old business cards, right under the "World's Worst Hypnotist" blurb from Time Magazine.
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Having to listen to an off key rendition of "Hey Man Nice Shot" doesn't help either.
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Tell me about it.
-Rupaul
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/stuck in the early '90s
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/way too worked up over this
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The answer is yes.
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I don't see how this has anything to do with an insect's bones.
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/am I not paying attn, or are you new here?
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