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    Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill



    Words cannot express how much I am laughing right now.


    Here's where I found the pics: [www.flickr.com]

     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Alright, I'm going to bed. Nice talking with all you kindhearted souls.


    "Never take money from someone's hand; Always make them lay it on the table."


    -Some dude on a bike near my house drinking a 32 of Smirnoff Ice

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @Karlifornia: 'Night, Flash. Sleep well.
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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Ok. I can't find a paid internship, and I'm driving home back to North Jersey/NYC area tomorrow. Pick a random city to relocate to for 2 months. I want to do something different this summer, like maybe try and live on my own? This is my last summer before college graduation.
     Reply
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/04/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: Well, I'd pick Hawaii.
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    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Hey guys. So, how amazingly fantastic is this picture? Goddamn.

     Reply
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Alright late-night (East Coast anyways) DUANers.


    If you had a band, what would you call it?

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @CoolHwhip: Always a good question. My answer changes every time it's asked. Tonight, I'll say:


    Meth From Above 1979


    No...wait...fuck that shit. I want to be:


    Mild, Hot, Or Fire?

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @CoolHwhip: Recycled Youth (I'm not the only one who listens to Wasted Youth, right?)
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    Image of JimEverettsPhantomSack JimEverettsPhantomSack
    05/04/09

    @CoolHwhip:


    Angle of Repose


    I know I'm a nerd, but that always sounded just suggestive enough to make a good band name.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @JimEverettsPhantomSack: Nothing get's a girl revved up like Stegner.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    I'm going to bed now...hopefully...I need nyquil
     Reply
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Alright boys, this dirty girl is getting a shower now.


    And sorry, only my Jezzies are invited. ;)

     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/04/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I'm beginning to feel like our life is a crappy 70s porn
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Hey again, everyone. I got bored of everyone in my house, so I've come back to salt this Sunday night away.


    So what's the word on the street tonight?

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    05/04/09

    @Karlifornia: I just got to brooklyn and was walking around at 12 AM...smart...not the good part either.
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    Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game was starred Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @Karlifornia: Hey Flash - I've actually been studying. My life, it is so exciting.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Go have a Peter Luger steak for me. I've always wanted one.


    @CoolHwhip: Haha, well....The girls all decided they were gonna go to the bar. It took them almost two hours from the time they made the decision to go out, to the time they actually left. They all piled in to the bed of this pickup truck that a gem top on it. There were this 8 girls in skirts in the back of this beat up truck. That was the last I saw of them. I got drunk with two friends and then I had to go to bed early....like 2 am

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I'm hitchhiking up to your place to help you as we speak. I'd drive there, but my Toyota doesn't have space for all these flashcards I made.


    Look what I do for you..That's called devotion.

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @Karlifornia: That's the sweetest thing I have ever heard. Be sure to knock twice, so I know it's you.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Alright. I'm even wearing cologne, cause I want to impress you. It's Stetson, cause I'm a bad ass like that..Oh, and I'm bringing some booze and Nevermind The Bollocks. It's gonna be the most fun you've ever had
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @Karlifornia: I certainly hope you're bringing a Six Pack. (Check out that fancy italic.)
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Oh you know it, babe.


    And I'm gonna bring beer, too.

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Whats up DUAN? Whats poppin tonight?
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    Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game was starred Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game was unstarred
    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    05/04/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: It's looking like last call around these parts.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    05/04/09

    @Business_Socks: "Closing Time" is playing in my head.


    I'm good for a little while.

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    Andy Hutchins was starred Andy Hutchins was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: It's fucking Sunday nights, man.


    For me, they've always had a special touch of, I don't know, despair? During your school days, Friday and Saturday are practically holidays that happen every week..but Sundays...Fuck man, you're basically just counting down the hours until you have to go to bed so you can be up early for school. It's like your last night on death row, except it happens every week.


    Nowadays, I don't work a Monday thru Friday job, but most of my friends do, and for them Sunday night is what it was during their school days. And for me, well, it may as well be.


    /actually enjoying my Sunday

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of ACMEsalesrep ACMEsalesrep
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    This has to be the most half-assed attempt at throwbacks I've ever seen:



    Baggy-as-shit jersey, "1859" cap, modern pants (which you can't see in that pic), and a freakin' manufacturer logo on the hem (ditto) = weak as shit.


    The entire gallery, in all its "glory," is here.


    Screw Williams, Amherst, and MLB (for hosting the photos, if nothing else). I'm going to bed.

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    ACMEsalesrep was starred ACMEsalesrep was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @ACMEsalesrep: No one looks good throwing a baseball.
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    Ailanthus-altissima was starred Ailanthus-altissima was unstarred
    Image of ACMEsalesrep ACMEsalesrep
    05/04/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: It's not that. It's the complete lack of detail in what was supposed to a "re-creation" of a game played 150 years ago. Compare that to these guys:



    And they're only playing for the hell of it:


    [www.hfmgv.org]

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @ACMEsalesrep: Ah, I see. What a bunch of half-assed weirdos.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    OK, I'm back in my room and can see videos and
    Shamrockette-Awesome
    CoolHWhip-Fuck you
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    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/04/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: ;)


    Was this the one with the sprinklers?

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    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/04/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: hehehehe... yes...that and your strange euro pop music video was pretty damn sexy
     Reply
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Seeing as how dark circles and puffy eyes probably won't make a good impression on tomorrow's job interview, I'm off to dreamland. Night loves, and thank you as always :)
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    You know what tonight's missing? Someone posting an excerpt from 'Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret'.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/04/09

    @Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia: Margaret was such a fucking whiner
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    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/04/09

    @Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia: [jezebel.com]


    You're welcome.

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    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia
    05/04/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I am impressed with the speed in which you did that.
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    Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia was starred Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/04/09

    @Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia: Thanks.


    It helps when you're on Jezebel's open thread and the link is at the top of the page.


    Plus having quick fingers also helps. :)

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    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    05/04/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Is there anything quick fingers aren't good for?
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    The Boy Wonder was starred The Boy Wonder was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/04/09

    @The Boy Wonder: Blowjobs?


    Wait...yeah, fingers on balls, right...


    I got nothing.

     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of thefuseproject thefuseproject
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    So, since we've been talking about interspecies relations this evening, any one have any opinion on this:


    I learned recently through a third party that my most recent ex (over a year ago) still reads my blog.* I am now torn between "letting sleeping dogs lie" and using this knowledge to exact some internet/karmic justice.


    Thoughts?


    *it ain't that interesting.

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    thefuseproject was starred thefuseproject was unstarred
    Image of JB* JB*
    05/04/09

    @thefuseproject:

    The most practical thing to ask yourself is "What benefit will I get out of it?" if you exact revenge.


    That said, the more important thing to ask yourself is "Would you try to sleep with her again?"

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    JB* was starred JB* was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    05/04/09

    @JB*: TFP - This.
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @thefuseproject: Don't do anything. Maybe mention ladies from time to time. If you act classy, you always keep the upper hand.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/04/09

    @thefuseproject: I usually use the whole "ignore and act like they don't exist" method with my exs for a while.


    If the relationship ended badly, or if you still have interest. You can definitely use that blog for some good/evil.

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    CoolHwhip was starred CoolHwhip was unstarred
    Image of thefuseproject thefuseproject
    05/04/09

    @CoolHwhip: I was thinking maybe I'd type up a few thousand words on how hot her younger, and now legal, sister is.
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    thefuseproject was starred thefuseproject was unstarred
    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/04/09

    @thefuseproject: If you are very, very subtle, I think that could spark some interest in the lady.
     Reply
    CoolHwhip was starred CoolHwhip was unstarred
    Image of thefuseproject thefuseproject
    05/04/09

    @CoolHwhip: Unless, by "lady," you mean her younger sister, not interested.
     Reply
    thefuseproject was starred thefuseproject was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/04/09

    @thefuseproject: You're a catch. You're better off without her in your life in anyway. Don't do anything to involve her.
     Reply
    Ailanthus-altissima was starred Ailanthus-altissima was unstarred
    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    05/04/09

    In reply to Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
    Ok y'all, I've about had it with today. I'm going to go take a bubble bath with a geeky book and a mojito.


    If my favorite pervert shows up later, tell him I'm getting all soapy.

     Reply
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