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more about #mlb more comments → twoeightnine: •Almost made BETTMAN! look good after reading this. more » Bobby Big Wheel: With a record like that, he's a lock to join Bowie Kuhn in the Hall of Fame. more » twoeightnine: Two different iPhones... he's been doing this for awhile. more » Bobby Big Wheel: This is a pretty desperate late push to be named Sportshuman of the Year. more » BruschisBrewsky: That cup of tea would not have contained Santonio. more » DirkToberFest: I'm still waiting for an athlete (like, say, Shaquille O'Neal) to take a photo similar to #1 with a tastefully placed can of Glade. more » BruschisBrewsky: For Selig's replacement, I nominate this old shoe. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Way to ruin the unveiling of my new euphemism for fake tits, Dash. more » UpstateUnderdog: I can't put my calculator away, I'm wearing it on my wrist. more » Brazil Thrill: "This is completely unfair! The commissioner didn't even give us a chance to buy the MVP!" -- Hank Steinbrenner more » Weed Against Speed: Fine, I will surrender my calculator, but you'll have to pry this abacus out of my cold, dead hands, good sir. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: But Miguel Cabrera had the highest BLEERP in the AL!! Are you kidding me?? more » Sh!tShow: Dammit. Now we'll never get FJM back. more » Phintastic: Indigenous nerds in Australia are still instructed to stay away from white people. more » Stev D: But I am so close to proving the existance of Nefi Perez. more » - We can't find any posts with those tags. Or check your spelling and try again.
