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New York, 2:51 AM
Tue Dec 8
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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/10/08

    In reply to Be Not Afraid
    George Brett will supervise.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/10/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: All the bats will be double-tapered.
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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    12/10/08

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    Alyssa Milano has already applied for the job of Major League Wood Inspector.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/10/08

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Don't be surprised if Danny Pintauro also applies for the job, leading to the inevitable question of, "Who's the Boss?"
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/10/08

    In reply to Be Not Afraid
    You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/10/08

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    Does this mean Selig is going to use a bat race to determine home field for the 2009 World Series?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/10/08

    In reply to Be Not Afraid
    Will they be using outsports.com's MLB wood tracking system?
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    12/10/08

    In reply to Be Not Afraid
    a process that has a lot to do with determining the quality and slope of the wood's grain."


    They will find that the lowest quality of wood is Kerry.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/10/08

    @Matt_T: +1
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    Image of Tuffy Tuffy
    12/10/08

    In reply to Be Not Afraid
    Also, Bernie the Brewer's slide will become an elevator. Safety first!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/10/08

    In reply to Be Not Afraid
    Methinks plaid shirt/twins hat is overreacting.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/10/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He's not only reacting inappropriately to a flying bat; he's reacting inappropriately to a zombie attack.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/10/08

    This is like the Nuremberg Laws, but for Vampires.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/10/08

    In reply to Be Not Afraid
    When Kaz Tadano steps up to the plate, it's a Shiancoe, or it's nothin'.
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