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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    For shame. This is not what the inventor of the railing had in mind-- he wanted his invention to bring peace and order to a chaotic world!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    @Stev D: U.S. Patent No. 56,710 to Mr. Cheswick A. Herterfordshire, Esq, being for An Apparatus Constructed Of Unyielding Materiele, For The Purpose of Restraining the Wantonne and Reckless Revelrie of Spectators at Great Contestes of Sporte.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    Ryan Dempster finds this "safety of the railing" talk pretty inflammatory.
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    "One of them, wearing an England kit"

    I ordered a great England kit in the mail once. It contained some dentures, a bowler hat, teacup, tip chart, and a Mr Bean box set.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All

    ...
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    Be clever. Be amusing. For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing. Making a player laugh would be way more distracting than making them angry. There's no need to be cruel/offensive/racist. Most of all, don't make threats. Because you know you can't back them up.

    Or else the heckling ninjas will make sure it doesn't happen again, or some dude dressed as a robot will stand behind you yelling ERROR! FAIL!
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing.

    So I shouldn't arrive at batting practice and yell "First!!!!1!!1!"?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    You know, the kind of things you would never say in front of your mother.

    My mother is an alcoholic soccer hooligan in rural England. Thanks for reminding me.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/28/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: "Son, yew eat that burger like a wee doss cunt! I'm ashamed ye came out of me fanny!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    Be clever. Be amusing. For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing.

    Hey Dash, why don't you come and say that to my fucking face, you fucking candy-ass motherfucking cocksucker!!
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    You know, the kind of things you would never say in front of your mother.

    I love you?
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    Edited by Hatey McLife at 07/28/09 3:26 PM Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/28/09

    @Hatey McLife: Do you want me to pull out?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I'm thinking of working for Governor Sanford?
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/28/09

    @Hatey McLife: Is dad bigger than me?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    @Hatey McLife: Of course I'll pay your nursing home bills?
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    Edited by Steve U at 07/28/09 3:52 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of StanGable StanGable
    07/28/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm leaving med school and blogging for a living
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment StanGable was starred StanGable was unstarred
    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/22/09

    In reply to Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot
    Guy in white jersey is about to get a BJ from the young Latino.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/22/09

    In reply to Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot
    He should be forced to go see 3OH!3. Maybe he'd learn then.
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    Edited by Stev D at 07/22/09 11:06 AM Stev D was starred Stev D was unstarred
    Image of MadmanMundt MadmanMundt
    07/22/09

    @Stev D: You's a punk bitch if you don't know 'bout Boulder!
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    Image of McMurphy McMurphy
    07/22/09

    In reply to Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot
    However, Paige will be eligible to re-enter the Home Depot Center through his Facebook account.
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    Steve U promoted this comment McMurphy was starred McMurphy was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/22/09

    @McMurphy: +1
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    07/22/09

    In reply to Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot
    Can he still go to a Home Depot and test out the nail guns?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/22/09

    In reply to Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot
    It's these multinational corporate fan groups like the Riot Squad that are putting mom and pop hooligan groups out of business.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/22/09

    In reply to Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot
    Hey, did you guys hear about Josh Paige? Somebody told me he goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower.
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    Edited by Weed Against Speed at 07/22/09 10:41 AM Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
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