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    The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    But seriously, do you know how hard it is to include an Extreme reference in one of these posts?
    Nice work, Mr. Editor
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    If you remove Moley's Mole, she may be hotter than Hovan's Hookup.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: You need special specs for your ocular openings, because the Boston bird is a homely hag even if you remove that manly mole.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    In fairness to Josh, Peter Vecsey is a huge gaping sore on the lip of our culture.
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    Image of Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman) Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    By "hookup buddy," Jeremy means he installed her cable.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: Don't be fatuous, Pitman.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Friday, May 15th, 2008. Fat girl day on Deadspin, because fat girls need loving too. You just have to roll them in flour first, sometimes.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Hey, a mouth's a mouth.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/15/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Is it still okay if there is a mustache attached to that mouth?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: "You just have to roll them in flour first, sometimes."


    Try chocolate pudding next time. No better way to get a big girl excited than having large quantities of pudding.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/15/09

    @sir_pantsalot: $240 worth should always do the trick.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Dude it is 2009. Donte Green is gone. Move on.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Am I the only one concerned about the girl in the middle next to Hovan? Apparently she not getting any.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/15/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: I think she had a tryst in the bar bathroom just before this picture was taken. I mean, she didn't even have time to put her clothes on and opted instead to wrap herself in a tablecloth.
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    Image of Shark_Sandwich Shark_Sandwich
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    I find it interesting that the only attractive woman in the Chris Hovan picture is the one no one claims to have hooked up with.


    /-1 to Chris and Jeremy

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Shark_Sandwich: Read it again. The hot one is the one Jeremy claims to have banged.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    05/15/09

    @ScientificMapp: Necessary to understand previous post: Shark_Sandwich is a hobbit.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: So noted.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Josh is Supermike?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    FOXXY PINK is a rip-off artist. She copied, word-for-word, last night's CNN news ticker.
     Reply
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Throw the flag Ump! That's excessive use of the shift key.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Foxxy Pink, aka Urban Jackie Harvey.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Can we all give Carlos Beltran's little sister a fucking break?
     Reply
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    "Ha Ha, I play pickup basketball with guys who act like bigger assholes then most sports writers so the weight lifting isn't necessary."


    I play a lot of pickup basketball, too. Based on the pictures of me at the beach last summer, weightlifting may, in fact, still be necessary.

     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    I Just Tried Typing A Sentence Where I Capitalized Every Single Word And It Takes Way Longer Because I Have To Keep Making Sure I Press The Shift Key Every Single Time!
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    05/15/09

    @Kid Canada:
    I
    Wonder
    If
    You
    Stack
    The
    Words
    If
    They
    Spell
    Something...
    Nope!
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Moley Cow!
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