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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    Where are all these casinos in ACC towns?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    Those television screens at the new Yankee Stadium aren't going to help that much.


    If they fall on Yankees fans they will.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    What's the deal with women lifting their tops at sporting events all of the sudden?


    Yeah! And while we're at it, what's the deal with free food, and orally-fixated women, and cheap, strong beer that makes you feel important??

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    On Lawson: "Lawson arrived in Michigan with his team Wednesday night and immediately headed for the Greektown casino to play some dice. A short time later, he walked out with $250.


    Lawson says he's gambled on many of his teams road trips and won nearly every time. There's no chance he's winning legitimately, right? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard greatest gambler of all time "


    If winning $250 is the requirement for being the greatest gambler ever than I'm the motherfucking king of your life buddy.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/03/09

    @HernandezStache:


    Lawson says he's gambled on many of his teams road trips and won nearly every time. There's no chance he's winning legitimately, right? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard greatest gambler of all time


    That's how I felt playing poker with Clarence Royce.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    @Kid Canada: Yeah, and then Andy Krawczyk ate all the shrimp from the buffet!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    Boy, that is a thorough investigation. The writer for Cleveland Frowns seems to have a lot of time on his hands. Perhaps he should go and help the guy from Barstool Sports clean his office.
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    04/03/09

    @Weed Against Speed: You know, I also thought that letter to the editor seemed a little odd, but I can't say that I followed it up with a few weeks of investigative reporting. I feel so inadequate.
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    The crowd cheered her tits, because it was the first thing that they understood. Who knows how Cricket works?
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/03/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: Well, the Pakistani guy hurls a spheroid toward a bucktoothed Englishman who deflects the object with a paddle. The Englishman then runs willy-nilly betwixt two Pakistani gents who, in turn, discuss the pros and cons of buying vs. renting.


    A third Pakistani eats fried chicken. The Englishman, the one who propelled the pelota, texts his mum. Then, after 32 minutes and 43 seconds of prancing about, collapses in exhaustion. The Pakistanis then defecate on him, scoring their side four runs and earning a 10-percent-off coupon to Olive Garden.


    The English side then devolves into something between Lord of the Flies and sodomy.


    The English, therefore, win the match 874-4.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    Ty demanded that a dejected Rick Wagoner leave the craps table cause he was "a luck vortex".
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/03/09

    In reply to What Do We Have Left If Cricket Is No Longer Safe For Work?
    Seeing that young lady flash her breasts is enough to make your wicket sticky.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    @Weed Against Speed: She looks like Patsy Kensit. I have a Champagne Supernova in my pants.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/02/09

    In reply to But Why Would A Former XFL Player Need Money?
    Greg Gumbel will sue your ass if you try to make him recorded something for your lousy infomercial.


    On the other hand, Bryant Gumbel will sit there expressionless with a pen in his mouth going "mmm...hmm...mmm-hmm...mmm."

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/02/09

    In reply to But Why Would A Former XFL Player Need Money?
    Your money is not extreme enough.


    Wow. I thought Dash and I were friends. Turns out he hate me.

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    Image of ghostsoftheSCupcountry ghostsoftheSCupcountry
    04/02/09

    In reply to But Why Would A Former XFL Player Need Money?
    Can I pay for the XFL ring with monopoly money? Or will they take green stamps?
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    04/02/09

    @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: either, they're both more real than Stephanie McMahon's boobs.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/02/09

    In reply to But Why Would A Former XFL Player Need Money?
    UCLA: Pumping out shitty QBs since Aikman.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    04/02/09

    In reply to But Why Would A Former XFL Player Need Money?
    Citifield actually has waterless urinals. Now the Yankee and Philly fans will have to start using the water fountains again.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/02/09

    @crazyjoedavola: I'd rather get uromysitisis than take a piss in citifield.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/02/09

    In reply to But Why Would A Former XFL Player Need Money?
    The Giants are trying to make AT&T Park more eco-friendly.


    Barry Zito serves as a natural fertilizer for the mound.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/02/09

    In reply to But Why Would A Former XFL Player Need Money?
    All Giants fans will be provided with fart snifters at home games.
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