http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/morningmarefuel http://deadspin.com/tag/morningmarefuel This here is Texas Tech offensive lineman Brandon Carter. I dare you to try and go back to sleep after seeing that morningmare inducing shit. Since you're already up you may as well check out some video of Carter mooning a national television audience.

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