If a fair and open electoral process doesn't allow an elite boxer-congressman to do battle with CGI crustaceans on his days off, then what's the point of even living in a democracy?
All Tip O'Niell ever had to do was smack his wife around when she got mouthy, virtually guaranteed reelection. #mannypacquiao
This was actually far more subtle than having the entire cast of Glee (WEDNESDAYS ON FOX!!!@!@~!) sing the National Anthem...because if anybody's going to want to watch a musical show about a high school glee club, it's baseball fans.#foxsports
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And Sylvester Stallone is like Steven Segal without John Gotti Jr.'s cell number programmed into his phone. #mannypacquiao
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All Tip O'Niell ever had to do was smack his wife around when she got mouthy, virtually guaranteed reelection. #mannypacquiao
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De La Hoya's coming out of retirement already? #mannypacquiao
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This bitch I "met" in college could use Manny's services. Whore. #mannypacquiao
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It would have been too awkward to list "The first 4/5 of The Abyss". #foxsports
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They also forgot to mention Cameron's divorce. #foxsports
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