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• MLB: Houston at Chicago Cubs (7 p.m., ET) Return of Kerry Wood looms. [ESPN]
• Cheap Seats: Wide World of Sports. (11 p.m., ET). The segment that won six Cheapy Awards. [ESPN Classic]
• American Gladiators: (8 p.m., 7 p.m. CT). Yeah, I drive to work in an altrasphere. What of it? [NBC]

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• Cycling: Tour de France, stage 12,Lavelanet to Narbonne, France (8 p.m., ET). Welcome to Narbonne. Please pee in this cup. [Versus]
• Major League Lacrosse: All-Star Game, at Denver (10 p.m., ET). Men with sticks. [ESPN2]
• Soccer: MLS, Kansas City at Columbus (8 p.m., ET). Why can I drum up no interest for my MLS fantasy league? [ESPN]

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• College World Series: Championship series, Game 2, Georgia vs. Fresno State in Omaha (7 p.m., ET). That guy in your office who keeps saying "I predict the Bulldogs will win!" ... you have my permission to poke him in both eyes with a pencil. [ESPN]
• MLB: Orioles at Cubs (8 p.m., ET). Why don't the Cubs have a mascot? [WGN]
• WNBA: Comets at Silver Stars (9 p.m., ET). I'm through pretending that I know where these teams are located. [ESPN2]

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