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Mark Sanchez's Mustache Is Glorious

For the first time in his career, Mark Sanchez has been challenged for the starting job. He responded by growing a horseshoe mustache. It is intense. » 8/20/13 1:22pm 8/20/13 1:22pm

Are You Ready For This Mustache?

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. » 12/06/11 4:05pm 12/06/11 4:05pm

Does Carl Pavano Own The Year's Best Mustache?

Pavano, Kevin Johnson, Jim Joyce and UTEP Mascot Paydirt Pete are the sports world's representatives among the Robert Goulet Mustache American Of The Year nominees. Mike Cooper deserves a lifetime achievement award. [AMI] » 10/18/10 2:35pm 10/18/10 2:35pm

You're With Me, Tom Friedman's Mustache

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 9/09/10 9:45am 9/09/10 9:45am

Is Joey Barton’s Mustache An Homage To A Hooligan Movie?

Of course, the answer to the headline question is no, it probably isn't. It could equally be an homage to Freddie Mercury, or the one with the mustache out of Hall and Oates [Ed. It's Oates]. » 8/18/10 2:45pm 8/18/10 2:45pm

Nationals Pitcher Shaves Mustache, Gains Ability To Pitch

Collin Balester was having trouble. He had a great mustache, but he wasn't pitching well at all. He had beaned Rickie Weeks and Mark Reynolds in the head. He needed to make a radical change. The mustache, unfortunately, would have to go. » 8/06/10 3:30pm 8/06/10 3:30pm

Colt McCoy Sheds His Third Eyebrow

The grizzly folks at the AMI are none too tickled about the Texas quarterback's fumble, comparing it to a Greek tragedy. Imagine if Tim Tebow, in his corn-fed handsomeness, shaved a mustache. I have. It's called the apocalypse. [AMI] » 8/29/09 11:30am 8/29/09 11:30am

Finding Mustachioed Men In St. Louis Will Win You All-Star Game Tickets

The All-Star Game is rife with "bare-faced mortals," so the American Mustache Institute — bless their whiskers — is sponsoring a so-called Stache Dash. Find playing cards of mustachioed legends, win bleacher seats. No facial hair necessary. [AMI] » 7/09/09 4:45pm 7/09/09 4:45pm

The American Mustache Institute — yes, it exists — is hosting voting for the Best Sports Mustache Of All Time. Oh, come on, it's too obvious to vote for Rollie. [American Mustache Institute] » 7/18/07 10:30am 7/18/07 10:30am

If Only Mike Cooper Called New York City Home...

It's a sad commentary on the state of the summer sports scene that one of the most important things happening today (other than the Arena Football playoffs, of course) is this Mustache Madness tournament going on at Keyboard Quarterbacks. » 6/30/07 2:01pm 6/30/07 2:01pm

The Orioles Get Their Mike Cooper And Carl Monday On

So the Orioles — yes, the Orioles — are off to a blistering start in the American League East, and the explanation can not be found in Leo Mazzone or Erik Bedard. It's in the mustache! » 4/24/07 5:30pm 4/24/07 5:30pm

Price For Mustache Rides Drops Dramatically

We can't help but notice something: It has been a bad few days for the mustache. Pittsburgh coach Dave Wannstedt is 0-2 as coach of his alma mater. Orioles steroid pariah Rafael Palmeiro is gonna hide for the rest of the season, probably for the rest of his career. And the patron saint of this, Tom Selleck, hasn't… » 9/12/05 10:48am 9/12/05 10:48am