If by "If anyone can help her, please contact her immediately," you mean "Go to Deleted Scenes, copy and paste any email from Fanny Cough Guy into an email, and send it to her," I'm waaaay ahead of you.
Between Tiger cheating on his wife and Jesse James fighting for his kid, this week in tabloids shows you why it's never a good idea to mess around with a porn star.
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I wasn't aware that there had been a schism in the Lifestyles Condoms publishing empire.
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/Just did it.
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My name is Rachel Maresca and I love happy hour at Sutton Place.
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The three then proceeded to demonstrate how to make the most amaaaaaaazing holiday gingerbread cookies that your guests are sure to enjoy.
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Wait. Tiger's nailing Hasselbeck?!?!?!?