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To Watch Tonight ...

Rick Chandler — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:00:19 EDT

What to watch as your 5-year-old son goes to Hooters ...
• Basketball: Men's national teams, USA vs. Canada, at Las Vegas (8 p.m., ET). The road to the gold goes through Sam Dalembert. [ESPN]
• Cycling: Tour de France, Stage 19, Roanne to Montiucon (8 p.m., ET). It's almost over, folks. [Versus]
• Tennis: ATP Tour, Rogers Cup, quarterfinals, at Toronto (7 p.m., ET); Sony Ericsson WTA Tour, East West Bank Classic, quarterfinal, at Carson, Calif., (11 p.m., ET). Too much excitement for one night. [ESPN2]

To Watch Tonight

rickchand — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:30:25 EDT

What to watch as you realize that if you drink beer this way, you're doing it wrong ...
• NFL: Indianapolis at Jacksonville. That other unbeaten team isn't making nearly as much noise. [ESPN]
• NHL: Boston at Montreal. This rivarly goes back to the French and Indian War. [Versus]
• College football: Virginia vs. Maryland (taped). It still could turn out differently, though. [ESPN2]

To Watch Tonight

rickchand — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:10:25 EDT

What to watch as global warming melts your cold, indifferent heart ...
• MLB: Atlanta at New York Mets. It's Mr. Met's September victory lap. [ESPN]
• Chicago Cubs at Houston. Back into first, or slip 'n slide toward doom? [WGN]
• UFC: UFC Unleashed. It's either this or 5 a.m. women's soccer. [Spike]

To Watch Tonight

rickchand — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:30:09 EDT

What to watch as your wife knits you a personality ...
• NBA: Finals, San Antonio at Cleveland, Game 3. Will this be Cavalicious, or Spurtacular? [ABC]
• WNBA: Washington at New York. Forget the game ... we must dance! [ESPN2]
• MLB: Rockies at Red Sox. If God had meant these teams to meet he wouldn't have placed one of them in the mountains. [NESN]