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    Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
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    Image of bigredgambler bigredgambler
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    A U or Rhode Island scholar smokes a lot of weed and run the 100 meter dash in Birkenstocks.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/25/08

    @bigredgambler: dude I went to URI and never ran the 100m dash or wore Birkenstocks. However, you nailed the weed thing
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    Former Houston Rocket bust Rodrick Rhodes feels left out of the scholarship puns...
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    I thought a Rhodes Scholar learned the art of NFL coaching from the master Ray Rhodes.


    +1 for the multiple DUTH-TY RHOAAATH references.

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    Image of MikeSmrek MikeSmrek
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    "Mr. Hawke, why were you awarded the scholarship?"


    "De Beers."

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/25/08

    @MikeSmrek: +1 blood diamond.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    So THIS is how he gets back at Samari and Antrel for beating the daily brotherly beatings. He wins a Rhodes Scholarship.
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    11/25/08

    @Shakεy: PROOFREAD, DUMBASS.
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    Image of Raskolnikov Raskolnikov
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    He's a man of wisdom and man of compromise, a man of weak flesh in an armoured disguise.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    I abandoned my dream of becoming a Randy Rhoads scholar when I got to the solo in "Suicide Solution".
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    Not to be outdone by his former colonial oppressors, Robert Mugabe has announced the "Zimbabwe Scholarship," to be awarded to students who display excellence in death squad leadership, political opponent execution, and child soldier recruiting.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    "I'm a roads scholar."

    "Good pun, creepy trucker!"

    "Pun? Heck no. I studied at Oxford. Truckers don't make puns Gandhi, they make deliveries."
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    more prestigious than being a Rhode Island scholar? I doubt it.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    The most stunning part of this article was finding out Rachel Maddow is a woman.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    While thousands of athletes are interviewed for it every year, most get tripped up by the fact that "Rhodes" is a funny word.


    "Heh heh. Row-ads. Row-ads."

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    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    I thought the award was named after Dusty?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/25/08

    The Dusty Rhodes Scholarship is awarded to any man who can eat five racks of ribs while wearing polka dot spandex.
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    11/25/08

    @Gourmet Spud: Society has always considered the Rhodes Scholarship to be an integral part of the American Dream.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/25/08

    @Gourmet Spud: What about his son Cody?
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    Was this story and excuse to bring up Rachael Maddaow or an excuse to bring up the beer drinking record?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/25/08

    @Civil Negligence: I'd have to drink a record amount of beer for Rachael Maddow to look good.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/25/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: She'd probably say the same about you, good sir.
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    11/25/08

    @Mr. Praline: me and every man on the face of the planet.
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    11/25/08

    In reply to Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar
    Drinking beer fast can get you elected to public office?


    Where do I sign?

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