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    This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    I'm blown away at the tax of 1123.19 on the bill. That's 12.28%!!! That's hotel tax territory.


    But then again, was this in Montreal? Because that comes to about 7500 USD.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: this is not the first time I've heard Montreal strip clubs referenced recently. What exactly is so special up there, does the girl help to pay your student loans off or what?
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    Image of TracyHamandEggs TracyHamandEggs
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    For whoever asked, I think I can explain the difference between the charges for Emma/Yana and Jenefer/Angelica..


    The 165 charge was for a TD (Table Dance). This is a dance, with the goodies covered, while sitting at your regular seat. It usually last one song, and does entail a decent amount of physical contact.


    The higher charge is for a LD (Lap Dance). This is usually a less clothed (Topless or fully nude, depending on local rules) dance in a back room. Usually lasting 1-2 songs, there is often increased physical contact.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/29/09

    @TracyHamandEggs: Excerpts from "The More You Know" production office's cutting room floor?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @TracyHamandEggs: my rather limited experience with such adult establishments has had standard rules of $20 for an LD (topless, physical contact) established by the local constabulary.


    However, this is because I'd rather make my car payment than go to the champagne room.

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    The part where Ovie goes to a South African strip club is not apartheid want to hear about.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @Pete Gaines: that makes Botha us.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    Next weeks installment will debunk the internet legend of Sydney Crosby's pottery workshop.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    I find it highly offensive and hypocritical that nobody accuses Ovechkin of being gay, just because he's uglier than a bag of scrotums. This is not the America I founded, was voted the leader of, and saved from destruction on multiple occasions.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/29/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Obama has a commenter account?


    (My high horse got retired, worry not.)

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: I kid, cochise. I'm certainly not qualified to give one shit for lecturing others. You got your stance on the record and now we can all sing kumbaya and make Robbie Alomar AIDS jokes.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    Is it true that strippers twirl around the pole counterclockwise in South Africa?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/29/09

    @Katni: He's Russian. Duh.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    Is the Teazers Egg Special when one of the strippers accidentally leaves an embryo on your pants?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @Weed Against Speed: no/tubes tie'd
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    Look, maybe we need to keep Alexander and booze apartheid.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    VD: on the house.
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    Image of Gordon Gekko-Shumway Gordon Gekko-Shumway
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    The receipt is dated March 17, 2007


    So, would you say it possible Ovie left a tip For Emma, Forever Ago?

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/29/09

    @Gordon Gekko-Shumway: If Pitchfork had a baby with Deadspin, it would be Chuck Klosterman, wouldn't it?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: yes.


    Also, it was called Idolator, which is still a nice site, but Denton kinda killed it.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    275 bucks for a lap dance!?!?!?! That'll buy a lot of schoolbooks!*


    *cocaine and nail polish.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    Are Jenefer and Angelica trainee strippers?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @Kid Canada: is that like getting your hair done at a barber college?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/29/09

    @Kid Canada:


    No, the receipt is missing an "S" after the quantity.

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    Image of TracyHamandEggs TracyHamandEggs
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    You can charge a lapdance? Thank god I didnt know this in college.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @TracyHamandEggs: yes, I patented a tiny portable magnetic strip reader that can be secreted on your person. I leave it to you to imagine where you can now easily swipe your card.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    Little known fact: Alexander Ovechkin's main source of income is the tooth fairy.


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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Is Not Alexander Ovechkin's Strip Club Receipt
    $15 is way too much for Southern Comfort.
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