Nathan Roberts is a player on the Virginia B Grade Australian soccer team, but is sidelined due to "fluid in his lungs, pneumonia and an inflamed liver and spleen." This didn't stop him from streaking at a recent match between United and Hummocks Watchman Eagles, however. Watch the fun here as Roberts attempts a cartwheel, hits his head and knocks himself out. Video following the jump, which should be safe for work because of the poor quality.

Surprisingly, alcohol — and a $50 bet — were involved. Best part: The video was shot by his sister, who evidently kept her distance and made no move to help him.

Streaking Can Be Dangerous [The Slanch Report]

Anyway, the ladies lacking clothes say the Mets manager should be axed. It's simply math!

Several NY Mets and NY Yankees can be considered "regulars," and the dancers at the club are unofficial experts on Baseball because they have met so many players from so many teams.

A Rick's dancer has been conducting a poll asking her fellow dancers if Mets Manager Willie Randolph should be let go. The "Dressing Room Poll" results are an approximation from the last week, with about 100 dancers saying that he should be fired, and only a handful saying that he should stay.

Rick's Cabaret Spokesperson Lonnie Hanover said, "The girls have a keen interest in Baseball, and they are entitled to their opinions. The club itself did not participate in the vote."

We love the idea that the cabaret itself is hedging its bets; they wouldn't want to push Omar Minaya in any particular direction. But Omar: A consensus is building!

We didn't run the picture they sent us with the email, because our mom reads this site. Also: We're not Drew.

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It's not confirmed through him, but there's a report that Galloway's daughter is in the Girls Of The Big 12 issue. And even worse ... she's representing Oklahoma State.

Rumors ran rampant throughout the internet that one of the OSU women featured was actually Sunni Kate Galloway, a daughter of OU head baseball coach Sunny Golloway. We've finally been able to verify this with an independent source, and are now proud to bring you The Lost Ogle's version of the Playboy picture.

No official confirmation one way or another, but we suppose, when the Sooners and Cowboys meet, that could be called "bulletin board material."

Girls Of The Big 12 Are Hot, Probably Good At Baseball [The Lost Ogle]

We had to add our spin, so, because we are a family site, we have blocked out the most offensive parts with the least sexual image imaginable. If you want to see it in its Bayless-less form, head to Fleshbot or With Leather.

Wild World Of Nude Sports Mistresses [Fleshbot]
A-Rod's Stripper Could Use Some Clothes [With Leather]

It should not be a surprise that the vocation of taking off one's clothes in front of fellow human beings — often to the beat of a rock soundtrack, usually Motley Crue, Warrant or Tori Amos — earn an uptick during Super Bowl week. The Wall Street Journal's Sam Walker, friend of Deadspin, takes a closer look at the Christmas season for strip shows.

Super Bowl Sunday is the industry's busiest day of the year. Not only does the money earned during the game account for as much as a quarter of a typical agency's revenue, major agencies say the number of Super Bowl orders has been growing by 15% per year. Tony Hassan, the owner of Erotic Image in Detroit, says he's booked 150 shows for Sunday and will bring in as much as $45,000 — nine times the normal revenue for a February weekend.

We have never attended a Super Bowl Party in which dancing entertainment with easily removable clothing was part of the decore, but we understand, we suppose. When Billy Joel, Prince and Rex Grossman are the alternate entertainment, some boobs, yes, might be in order.

Wardrobe Malfunctions, Inc. [WSJ.com]
Authors With Pure Hearts: Sam Walker [Deadspin]

Apparently things are different in Far Eastern religion.

A Thai Asian Games gold medalist will run around his training track naked after his prayers were answered as he awaited the result of a photo-finish. Sittichai Suwonprateep, who ran the last leg of the men's 4x100 meter relay final on Tuesday, said he prayed while waiting anxiously for a decision which ruled he had got to the finish line just ahead of Japan's Shinji Takahira. "I didn't know what to do while waiting for the photo result so I just told all the spirits and sacred objects I worship that if I won I would run naked," Sittichai told Reuters. "I am not sure if this gold medal was the result of my ability or the power of the spirits I prayed to."

Now Lord, let's discuss women's tennis ....

Athlete Wins Gold After Promising To Run Naked [MSNBC]