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    Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    I most enjoy the timely Jerry Maguire reference.
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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    How can that be a veggie dog when it is made of delicious and tender human meat?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    11/10/08

    Made from a vegetarian.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    "Hey guys, I'm going to dress up as a meatless weiner!"


    "Dude, everyone can already see you're a dildo."

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    I liked vegetarian hot dogs the first time ... when they were called carrots.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    Nice Q&A there. Glad to see Wasser is so frank with us. We should relish such an opportunity.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/10/08

    @Civil Negligence: It's good that we got to ketchup on what he's been doing...
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/10/08

    @Civil Negligence: I don't know, he came off like a bit of a brat to me.
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    Image of Donnie_Iris Donnie_Iris
    11/10/08

    @Civil Negligence:


    I'm glad he mustard up the courage to be so honest.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    11/10/08

    I feel like I sausage a comedy pyramid involving hot dogs weeks* ago.


    * - Ball Park estimation

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    Odd, roller derby chicks usually aren't down for tubular meat.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    Does Wasser wake up each morning and ask himself, "what fringe sport should I involve myself with next? And in what mildly-creepy manner should I do so?"
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    Well, if that's what it takes to get Kristen Wigg to touch my buns, I'm game...
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    Looks like that dog comes with a side of thighs.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    Bury the rag deep in your face, now's the time for your tears.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/10/08

    In reply to Caution: This Man Is Not 100 Percent Pure Beef
    An ethical vegeterian soccer fan in Texas? I'm sure that worked out well in high school.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/05/08

    In reply to Soccer Historian Keeps Long-Abandoned Hope Alive
    Does he have any WHA games? Love to some old Cincinnati Stinger action.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/05/08

    In reply to Soccer Historian Keeps Long-Abandoned Hope Alive
    Damn. I had the entire league history on VHS, but I taped over them with XFL games.


    Can I interest you in a Slamball/Bob Izumi's Real Fishing montage?

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/05/08

    In reply to Soccer Historian Keeps Long-Abandoned Hope Alive
    Unfortunately Hoffman gave away the keys to the kingdom in his best-selling book Steal This Video
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/05/08

    In reply to Soccer Historian Keeps Long-Abandoned Hope Alive
    If you are not interested in old NASL games, he also has a large collection of pee-cam and up-skirt videos.
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