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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    Hallo. My name is Anderson Varejao. You killed my barber. Prepare to die.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    Whatever you do, don't order the Nine-Fingered Kobe. It's not cooked well.
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    "Intentionally" dislocated his finger?


    Ha, more like his wife dislocated it after Kobe's failed attempt at the Shocker during and afternoon tryst. Vanessa could be heard yelling "Only on the white bitches, asshole!"

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    01/20/09

    @Adonis: But even with a dislocated ring finger, it's still possible to administer a proper Shocker.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    01/20/09

    @Adonis:


    Or was she saying, "Only on the white bitch's asshole."

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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    01/20/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: +1
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    Cleveland played without two starters, but even with them I doubt they would have won last night. The Lakers have an endless supply of weird Eastern Europeans who come off the bench and drain three pointers.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    The rest of the NBA was a little more competitive with several Alcoa Fantastic Finishes:


    +1 for the nostalgia

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    Kobe's just a humble motherfucker who is a big-ass dick.
     Reply
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    [Kobe] intentionally dislocated his right ring finger before their game last night


    Martin Riggs isn't impressed...

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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/20/09

    In reply to Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
    Yao Ming had 31 points, none of which were scored at the buzzer.


    He was the answer to a Jeopardy! question last night, so he's got that going for him, which is nice.

     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/17/09

    In reply to LeBron Plays The 5-Spot
    Ironically, Kobe is actually a huge Blind Melon fan.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/17/09

    In reply to LeBron Plays The 5-Spot
    I'm sorry- the New Orleans who? The game I was watching featured the New Orleans Bucs.


    /no idea who or what a Buc is

     Reply
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    Image of Doinker Doinker
    01/17/09

    In reply to LeBron Plays The 5-Spot
    threadjack_commence


    Rams pick Steve Spagnuolo.


    /end threadjack.

     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/17/09

    @Doinker:


    Which means Rex Ryan will be the next coach of the NY Jets.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/17/09

    In reply to LeBron Plays The 5-Spot
    Ah finally, something Kobe Bryant and I have in common. (We were close on the Colorado thing but somehow I was found guilty).
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    12/28/08

    In reply to You Get Your Money for Nothing and Extra Yao for Free
    I was told at last night's Wiz game that Stats Inc had determined it was the worst game in NBA history.
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    Image of Tuffy Tuffy
    12/28/08

    @KOGOD: Those Heat-Knicks games from the Van Gundy/Riley era were pretty much unwatchable. I think Stats, Inc. might have phoned this one in.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/26/08

    In reply to Lebron Gets His Back Scratched, And So Do We
    I saw Milk the other night and was pretty disappointed. The narrative structure just isn't very compelling, and Sean Penn is in full-on mugging mode.


    James Franco is very good, however.

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    Image of Josh Zerkle Josh Zerkle
    12/26/08

    In reply to Lebron Gets His Back Scratched, And So Do We
    Frost/Nixon, Milk, The Wrestler...none of those are playing at my nearest Generiplex. It's all Valkyrie and that stupid little cartoon rat.


    Yes, I'm bitter.

     Reply
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    Image of The Intern The Intern
    12/26/08

    @Josh Zerkle: But Valkyrie, man! It's suspenseful!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/26/08

    @The Head-Steam Photographer Intern: Wait! Don't tell me how it ends!
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