C'mon LA, you of all places should know that you don't need all that money to start a parade. You just need a couple of crazy black guys driving a white Ford Bronco down the freeway.
How can you possibly punish Phil for winning with good players? If a team will win a title, by default, for having a superstar, why haven't Grant Hill, Karl Malone, Steve Nash, Shawn Kemp, Chris Webber, Reggie Miller, Patrick Ewing, Larry Johnson, or any of the other legions of alphas from years past won any rings?
@Muggs Bigglesworth: The reason each of those players have never won a title, in order:
His foot, Anyone on the team not named Stockton or Malone, Cocaine/Strippers/Hookers/George Karl, Amare Stoudemire/Stu Jackson, Chris Webber, Michael Jordan, John Starks, Why is Larry Johnson even grouped in with those guys?
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the tramping of feet
I love every beat I hear of a dru....♫
...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY WALLET!?!?
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Keep me from collecting pieces of their hair.
-Stev D
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Well, I guarantee you that there was no way Christopher Reeve could do more jumping jacks than me.
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That's alotta blood & semen..
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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess Nevada.
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I think you're being a little generous to Luke Walton there, Dash.
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Well, Kemp's an easy answer, but still.
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His foot, Anyone on the team not named Stockton or Malone, Cocaine/Strippers/Hookers/George Karl, Amare Stoudemire/Stu Jackson, Chris Webber, Michael Jordan, John Starks, Why is Larry Johnson even grouped in with those guys?
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