The NBA Will No Longer Tolerate Lengthy Pregame Handshake Routines

Finally, the NBA is doing something to speed up the game. Surely, that means there won't be as many of those interminable television timeouts, right? Hahaha, no. The problem, see, is handshakes—those fun, entertaining little routines in which many players engage just after the pregame introductions. Yeah. They're on… » 10/17/12 1:35pm 10/17/12 1:35pm