Live, St. Louis at Chicago: Midwestern chanteuses square off as Judy Garland leads the "Meet Me" troupe against Catherine Zeta-Jones and her hardy chorale of distaff songbirds, including sapphic soprano and starting middle linebacker Queen Latifah.
Live, England vs. USA. Jonathan Spector leads the Yanks against GK Joe Hart and England in this hotly-anticipated first round matchup between two of the original signatories to the Geneva Conventions!
It's a meeting of victims, as stabees, Paul Pierce and JR Giddens, lead the Boston Celtics into San Antonio to take on acne-scarred Gregg Popovich's Spurs.
"In Oakland tonight, Rockets back-up center David Andersen comes with 11,000 miles of his homeland, Australia, as they face Ronny Turiaf and the newly-mediocre Golden State Warriors. Turiaf won't be playing due to a herniated nutsac, but had the perforation not occurred, he could be expected to have contributed at least 4 points, 3 rebounds, and 2 fouls."
Pau Gasol once walked into an elevator and plowed me over as I walked off because I was too short to even register on his radar. He didn't even really see me until his trainer pulled him back.
Granted, it was a little traumatizing but seriously: Pau, an opera fan?
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Live, St. Louis at Chicago: Midwestern chanteuses square off as Judy Garland leads the "Meet Me" troupe against Catherine Zeta-Jones and her hardy chorale of distaff songbirds, including sapphic soprano and starting middle linebacker Queen Latifah.
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Live, England vs. USA. Jonathan Spector leads the Yanks against GK Joe Hart and England in this hotly-anticipated first round matchup between two of the original signatories to the Geneva Conventions!
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Live, Cleveland at Detroit. Guess where Randy Cross will be this weekend? (Football)
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Spending $100 on a pre-op Cambodian tranny in Greek Town?
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All the basic food groups....
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- Comcast description of "Die Hard"
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MarkKelso'sMigraine has this shit on lock.
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Granted, it was a little traumatizing but seriously: Pau, an opera fan?
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