As a fan of the Knicks, a letter like this from James Dolan would be goddamned, downright heartwarming. But alas, that stubby little fuck is too busy drying out, spending Daddy's money and making shitty blues music to even notice that he destroyed a franchise.
Its times like these that you just have to keep your head down, keep working hard, and try to live with the knowledge that your team's best player is on another continent. #minnesotatimberwolves
Wait a minute...6? Why that's the number of points on the Star of David, the number of foods on a Seder plate, and the number of orders of the Mishnah! LBJ is converting! What a mitzvah this is. #lebronjames
In other uniform news, North Carolina Department Of Corrections wide receiver Rae Carruth is changing his inmate number from 0712822 to 648, in honor of the number of cigarettes he owes Biggest Willie for protecting him from the advances of Real Big Will. #lebronjames
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Ahem, Brian Cardinal respectfully disagrees. #minnesotatimberwolves
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/Bitter. Oh so bitter. #minnesotatimberwolves
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Yes, you are a very good basketball player LeBron, nobody refutes this, but you still need to win a title to back up claims like these. #lebronjames
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#walkedrightintoit #lebronjames
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I think "Holy fucking shit!! What else is the government holding out on!?!?" #lebronjames
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-Dr. J #lebronjames
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"I don't think anyone should wear 23 as a sign of respect to Michael Jordan."
Goofus says:
Now, if I'm not going to wear No. 23, then nobody else should be able to wear it. #lebronjames
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Shawn Kemp is coming out of retirement and is going to wear Avagadro's Number to honor his kids. #lebronjames