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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    09:10 PM

    In reply to Tim Thomas Brawl Classes Up Denny's
    [www.urbandictionary.com]

    bitch ass nigga

    A nigga who talks shit then when is bukked up to refuses to fight because his bitch-like instincts tell him to bacc down or run away. Thus, a bitch-ass-nigga.

    Erybody kept sayin this lil nigga jay jay talkin shit, and when they say they gonna tell me he say let them tell me. so i gets to this nigga crib and he slams the door in my face and i hear his bitch ass fall trying to run upstairs...
    Bitch ass nigga...

    Hot dog! No wonder a fight broke out!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    09:08 PM

    In reply to Tim Thomas Brawl Classes Up Denny's
    Aw, c'mon, Barry, why the Big D snark? I grew up in Dallas and can attest — as can my prom date, my homecoming date and my Sadie Hawkins date, which was me — that the Denny's in question is a nice place with comfortable booths and clean forks.

    Incidentally, this reminds me of a time, years ago, when in a Boston Chinese restaurant— in the Combat Zone, no less, and at 3 a.m. — a huge melee broke out, and standing at the register with cash in hand and a smile on his face was none other than Charles Barkley, content to remain a spectator and away from the scrum.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    08:27 PM

    In reply to Tim Thomas Brawl Classes Up Denny's
    Upon being hit by the chair, Jessica Simpson remarked that she felt "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness."
     Reply
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    08:19 PM

    In reply to Tim Thomas Brawl Classes Up Denny's
    Fans of the Sixers, Bucks, Knicks, Bulls, Suns, Clippers, Knicks (again), Bulls (again) and Mavericks aren't surprised.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    05:19 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    NBA Basketball. HD. Live, Hornets vs Timberwolves. Chris Paul continues to fight off the urge to murder Hilton Armstrong for being a complete waste of skin, while coach Jeff Bower explains to fans that he is not, in fact, Andy Reid in a bald cap.
     Reply
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    05:16 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    HD, Live, Me at Bar. Get the fuck out of my way.
     Reply
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    04:44 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    Dash, can you ask your Rovi source if there's any place we can send suggestions? We could make a hashtag for it.
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04:40 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    So it's Rovi that gave Down Periscope 3 stars?
     Reply
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    04:35 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    Somebody should introduce their employees to the joys of Minesweeper; those that have mastered Minesweeper can then attempt to sabermetrically attack the pre-loaded Hearts program.
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04:35 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    It's like a peeling onion.

    I told that onion to use some sunscreen, but did it listen?
     Reply
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    04:30 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    This is one of those jobs that seems like it would be a lot of fun, but after 5 minutes, you get bored and go masturbate for awhile; I'm sure Morgan Fairchild's gynecologist knows what I'm talking about.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04:32 PM

    @DirkToberFest: Dear God.
     Reply
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    04:29 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    a remnant of the listings division of the old TV Guide

    Other remnants include:
    A bouquet of flowers for Elaine
     Reply
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04:27 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    There's also only so many times you can actually see the Warriors play the Clippers without going mad.

    That number is 2
     Reply
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    05:07 PM

    @HockeyMountain: Anyone who can sit through two Clippers games has a much higher threshold for pain than I do.

    I should probably mention that I'm really the Amazing Mr. Lifto.
     Reply
    Edited by Silent Q at 12/09/09 5:08 PM Silent Q was starred Silent Q was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04:26 PM

    In reply to Deep Inside The Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy
    it's all a by-product of some bored kids looking to have a good time.

    As are most children south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    02:04 PM

    In reply to Comcast Writers Not Even Trying Anymore
    Nirvana: Unplugged in New York. The Germs' Pat Smear and three other guys play acoustic music. (From 1993, Music)
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