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Mon Nov 23
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My favorite?
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Just me?
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Shaq: Give him shades, he'd be Rick Ross.
Kobe: Hates his highlights.
Bird: Simmons just came in his mouth.
11/21/09
11/21/09
Goddamn cameljockeys.
11/21/09
And um.. fuck them brown people?
11/21/09
I don't think this is even as grievous as Bob Griese's comments, and there's a lot of people who thought a suspension in that case was inappropriate.
11/21/09
Who am I: I am a lion tamer… No, really I am a Rocket Scientist!
Damn...
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11/21/09
Yes. Very non-judgmental, indeed.
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