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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07:12 PM

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Mike Vick can make that shot. Right-handed. Not joking.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    06:46 PM

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Um...did I miss a memo on the tumblr references at the end of posts?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07:13 PM

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: Young Manhattanite is a collection of miscreants, the tumblrs are their way of telling you which one wrote this.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    07:50 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh. I never even read who writes what. I assume Dash writes everything.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    06:05 PM

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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    Image of Maura Johnston Maura Johnston
    05:34 PM

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    Well now I'm wondering if he was actually trying to participate in the whole "pink glove boogie" thing. Does it count if the gloves don't have hands?

    [corytraumarn.blogspot.com]
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    05:20 PM

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    Interestingly, after being taunted by David Niven from just off-stage, Fred Astaire once stepped away from a Viennese waltz to shoot two free throws into a peach basket.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    01:22 PM

    In reply to Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage
    Way to go, Babe Zaharias.
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    Edited by Clarence Rosario at 12/05/09 1:23 PM Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    01:37 PM

    @Clarence Rosario: First Annika, now Babe?

    Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*

    *This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    05:20 PM

    @AzureTexan: I don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed by the fact that you caught the 1 minute between my original post and my edit.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    05:23 PM

    @Clarence Rosario: Disturbingly flattered, is what I'd go with.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    06:52 PM

    @AzureTexan: Done and done.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    01:10 PM

    In reply to Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage
    Christopher Lowell thinks it's sweet — really really sweet — that David Stern wants to add carpet to NBA arenas.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    01:05 PM

    In reply to Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage
    Look, I believe women should be treated as equal, but the fact is women cannot play in the NBA. It has nothing to do with sexism, it has to do with not being able to physically compete with some of the top male athletes in the world. Even the shittiest of NBA players would be able to physically man-handle the top women players.

    Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.

    /realizes this is directed toward one of the most hard-headed groups in the world
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    01:16 PM

    @BruschisBrewsky: Feminists make my head hard.
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    Image of StevieFranchise StevieFranchise
    01:27 PM

    @BruschisBrewsky: Tyronn Lue begs to differ.

    /Loved her in Juwanna Mann
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    Image of Christian_Okoye_Dokoye Christian_Okoye_Dokoye
    01:41 PM

    @BruschisBrewsky: I think we should actually listen to Bill Simmons for once. Bring the hoops down to 9.5 or 9 feet in the WNBA and make that game exciting. Otherwise, it's all two-handed set shots and Amazonian "dunking" once every fortnight.
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    Image of Spielman Spielman
    02:36 PM

    @BruschisBrewsky: Yeah, fuck them for being stupidly hard-headed, unlike men, who instead are decisive and stick to their guns.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12:20 PM

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Watching the Cincincatti/Pittsburgh game, Matt Millen is orgasmic over Dion Lewis.

    5 minutes into the game and he's compared him to Barry Sanders 3 times. Incredible.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12:20 PM

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Young Manhattanite? It shouldn't bother me, no...but it does!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:52 AM

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    I do remain curious as to why dude's holding up a sign for the nonexistent Interstate 18. Might it be some sort of Diagon Alleyesque passageway to the Wizards of Washington, by which the hapless Nets might abduct an otherworldly Arenas?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11:45 AM

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Liberal references to Morrissey should keep us all in line today.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11:46 AM

    @Clarence Rosario: I suspect it would take at least a hatful of hollow-points to do the job.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12:20 PM

    @Steve U: Well, heaven knows I'm miserable NOW.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    11:44 AM

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Apologies to Pats fans, but I just can't get over the symmetry here.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11:50 AM

    @Brazil Thrill: That I don't root for the Nets or live in New Jersey are both consoling thoughts.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12:05 PM

    @BruschisBrewsky: Indeed.
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    Brazil Thrill was starred Brazil Thrill was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11:35 AM

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    One of us is paying off a four-year-old debt to Deadspin editor AJ Daulerio and that's why we're here. We won't convince you otherwise.

    I'd say if you can go the next 6 hours without terrible political satire and pointing out which players have the nicest asses, you'll be ahead of the weekend guest editor curve.

    Of course I could be wrong.
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    Image of Crash Davis Crash Davis
    11:52 AM

    @BruschisBrewsky: I'd say the fact that they got a post up before noon is a good sign.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11:31 AM

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    We will attempt to deliver you timely but most likely outdated sports content in the fashion of Larry King's USA Today column.

    For my money, gang, there's no better clock manager than Andy Reid.

    You know who should sing the national anthem at every game? Miss Bernadette Peters.

    Kudos to those fine folks who invented the NHL puck tracker.

    Two minutes in a locked closet with Bill Parcells is like ten years of assistant coaching.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:54 AM

    @ClueHeywood: + 1 Andy Rooney.
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