The reason it took so long is there are so many different freakin' charity plates offered in MA that they saturated the market of saps who are willing to pay $40 for their license plates. #bostonceltics
As a fan of the Knicks, a letter like this from James Dolan would be goddamned, downright heartwarming. But alas, that stubby little fuck is too busy drying out, spending Daddy's money and making shitty blues music to even notice that he destroyed a franchise.
Its times like these that you just have to keep your head down, keep working hard, and try to live with the knowledge that your team's best player is on another continent. #minnesotatimberwolves
Wait a minute...6? Why that's the number of points on the Star of David, the number of foods on a Seder plate, and the number of orders of the Mishnah! LBJ is converting! What a mitzvah this is. #lebronjames
In other uniform news, North Carolina Department Of Corrections wide receiver Rae Carruth is changing his inmate number from 0712822 to 648, in honor of the number of cigarettes he owes Biggest Willie for protecting him from the advances of Real Big Will. #lebronjames
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Oh come on, I'm sure there are plenty of honky tonks open in OKC that are more than accepting of "colored" patrons. #kevindurant
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Ahem, Brian Cardinal respectfully disagrees. #minnesotatimberwolves
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/Bitter. Oh so bitter. #minnesotatimberwolves
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I think "Holy fucking shit!! What else is the government holding out on!?!?" #lebronjames
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-Dr. J #lebronjames
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