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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12:34 PM

    In reply to Somebody Give The Bulls Credit For Acknowledging The Playground Time Out
    That's the first time someone's been fucked by a shoelace since the batteries went out in Imelda Marcos' dildo.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:33 PM

    In reply to Somebody Give The Bulls Credit For Acknowledging The Playground Time Out
    This reminds the 2008 Auburn defense of the time they waited for Andre Smith to adjust his bra strap.
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11:13 AM

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Greg Ostertag, call your agent.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    What's really heartwarming, though, is the trio of photographers rushing in to help.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Well, I'm sure the next time the Traiblazers have a top 2 draft pick and can choose between an injury-prone center and a once-in-a-lifetime talent, they'll make the right choice. Third time is the charm, right?
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    Edited by Brazil Thrill at 12/06/09 12:03 PM Brazil Thrill was starred Brazil Thrill was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Any truth to the rumor that a phalanx of tiny gnomes crawled out of Oden's beard and took to the wound with pickaxes?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @Juancho: Weird. My band in high school was called Phalanx of Tiny Gnomes.

    (oh, and + 1 elf)
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Man, Seattle fans must be really happy they didn't get this guy.

    Oh. Right...
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/06/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    I'd like to point out that Vince Wilfork ran a 5.08 40 time at the combine, and any website that projects Rajon Rondo running a slower 40 than Vince Wilfork should be immediately shut down for excess stupidity.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Mike Vick can make that shot. Right-handed. Not joking.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Um...did I miss a memo on the tumblr references at the end of posts?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: Young Manhattanite is a collection of miscreants, the tumblrs are their way of telling you which one wrote this.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/05/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh. I never even read who writes what. I assume Dash writes everything.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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    Image of Maura Johnston Maura Johnston
    12/05/09

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    Well now I'm wondering if he was actually trying to participate in the whole "pink glove boogie" thing. Does it count if the gloves don't have hands?

    [corytraumarn.blogspot.com]
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    Interestingly, after being taunted by David Niven from just off-stage, Fred Astaire once stepped away from a Viennese waltz to shoot two free throws into a peach basket.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    In reply to Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage
    Way to go, Babe Zaharias.
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    Edited by Clarence Rosario at 12/05/09 1:23 PM Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: First Annika, now Babe?

    Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*

    *This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    @AzureTexan: I don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed by the fact that you caught the 1 minute between my original post and my edit.
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    Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Disturbingly flattered, is what I'd go with.
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    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Done and done.
     Reply
    Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
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