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    Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    So you can shut your eyes and live in a fantasy world


    This is what I look like in my fantasy:


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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/19/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: A slapdick who drinks Smirnoff Ice out of a glass?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/19/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I sincerely hope you don't know who that is so we can all watch you hilariously backtrack.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/19/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood:


    Awk-ward.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/19/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood:


    Perhaps your handle should be Buzz Bissinger Was Misunderstood, sir?


    /Rick Ankiel RULZ~!

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    I think the post is from Dirk Nowitzki's fine lady. The condoms are for Dirk to smuggle primo drugs back thru the airport. She goes bat shit insane if he comes home from a west coast trip empty handed.
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    Image of RoethlisBurger RoethlisBurger
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    What she forgot to mention was that she pokes holes in them with needles before she puts them in his suit case
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    05/19/09

    @RoethlisBurger: Or as I like to call it, the "Cookie Johnson Special".
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    ...I understand that young guys...can't always think clearly when their blood is racing from their brain to other places.


    In Paul Pierce's defence, he was stabbed 11 times.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    David Stern's wife only does this for his trips to Seattle.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    "REALISM" is the word of the day.


    This should be easy to figure out. Just look for an NBA player with the last name "Homer".

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    I understand that young guys (older ones too, LOL) can't always think clearly when their blood is racing from their brain to other places


    No kidding, I doubt Paul Pierce was doing any algebra on that cold September night, 9 years ago.

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    05/19/09

    @David Hume:


    Have you ever played Leisure Suit Larry?

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/19/09

    @Gourmet Spud: What do you think I'm doing right now?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    They know what goes on out there on those long West Coast road swings


    If the play for the Knicks, three losses by 20+ and a heartbreaker to the Clippers.

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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    Fuck, is this the first in a series of three conversations as Deadspin merges into Gawker?


    1 - Blind items

    2 - Hipsters at hockey games postings

    3 - Only Manhattan based stories about people who are not athletic

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    That sign was then splattered with fake baby blood by protestors on their way to Obama's commencement speech at Notre Dame.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    On longer road trips, Chris "Birdman" Andersen's wife loads his suitcase with carameled apples so he can comb his hair.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    Was this translated from the Russian, or is Mrs. Kirilenko's english that good?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    Professional athletes do not marry women based on the woman's ability to be logical and rationalize things.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    He's a professional athlete in the NBA, handsome, and completely normal.


    Well, we can safely rule out Chris Kaman and Delonte West.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/19/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Dammit, LEAVE DELONTE ALONE!


    /Crocker'd

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/19/09

    In reply to Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?
    Also falling under the Mom Logic heading: mocking your neighbor's daughter under an assumed name on MySpace.
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