Don: You know...back when I was coachin' the Broons, eh, you know, we were pretty good and everythink like that, and people in Boston, you know, would wanna watch the games, so they'd get together, have a couple o' pops, watch the Broons, have a good time, what's the problem with that?

Ron: I guess they just want people watching from the safety of their own home.

Don: IN DEETROY-IT? SAFETY? CAMMMM AHHHHHHN!

Ron: Well, television ratings are importa-

Don: DON'T GIMME DAT! I KNOW ABOUT TELEVISION RATINGS, I AM TELEVISION RATINGS! PEOPLE WANNA WATCH THE GAMES IN BIG GROUPS WITH BEER AND OCTOPUSSES ON THE ICE AND ERRYTHINK LIKE THAT! You know, you kids out there, you listen close, you kids, 'cuz when WE was kids back in Kingston, you know, we had sticky fingers, you know, I'm sure there's some kid in Deetroyit that can use his skinny little hands to pick the lock, sneak inna the building and turn on the TV for all them folks?

Ron: You're not suggesting they break into the aren-

Don: DON'T INNARUPT ME! I'M JUST SAYIN' IS ALL I'M SAYIN, AND I SAID IT! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF NARC?

Ron: Don Cherry in the Coach's Corner.

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/Bettman is a dick joke.

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If the contestents run in a straight line without deviating they should remain untouched since Ryan Leaf and Jeff George are the quarterbacks.

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