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Somebody tell Al Gore.
"You so ugly they slapped your momma when you was born!"
OOOhhhhh!
Your mother is so fat, she stood on the scales and it said "one at a time"!
OOOOhhhhh!
It's being covered by a local public access station.
Dumb move. Now they are just going to want to roast him again.
They learned their technique from the MSU job placement office.
What does Emerson, Lake and Palmer have to do with any of this? Their brand of arthouse rock has been out of vogue for decades.
Wait, I think I'm getting the Final Four confused with an 80s slobs vs. snobs movie that was never made.
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04/09/09
Somebody tell Al Gore.
04/09/09
04/09/09
"You so ugly they slapped your momma when you was born!"
OOOhhhhh!
Your mother is so fat, she stood on the scales and it said "one at a time"!
OOOOhhhhh!
04/09/09
04/09/09
It's being covered by a local public access station.
04/09/09
Dumb move. Now they are just going to want to roast him again.
04/09/09
04/09/09
04/06/09
They learned their technique from the MSU job placement office.
04/06/09
[robot voice] "Hey baby, the word of the day is... legs. Lets go back to place and spread the word" part of his ironic throwback charm?
04/06/09
What does Emerson, Lake and Palmer have to do with any of this? Their brand of arthouse rock has been out of vogue for decades.
04/06/09
04/06/09
04/06/09
04/06/09
Wait, I think I'm getting the Final Four confused with an 80s slobs vs. snobs movie that was never made.