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UNC Student Burned But Proud

As we learned in Lord of the Flies, dancing near bonfires often leads to the collapse of the social structure, and on occasion a trip to the North Carolina Jaycee Burn Center. More »

04/09/09

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Comment by ClueHeywood: Let's hope this is the beginning of the UNC/Duke "set our students on fire" rivalry. 3 Responses | Other threads

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Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight

It's interesting that the East Lansing police are characterizing 60 arrests and "three fires, believed to be ignited on couches," as a peaceful demonstration. What does it take to get classified as a riot? More »

04/06/09

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Comment by Weed Against Speed: Albom will continue to utilize this style of depressing writing for his upcoming book, Tuesdays with Debbie Downer. 5 Responses | Other threads

DUAN!

Michigan State. Connecticut. North Carolina. Villanova. The Final Four Is Go.

I thought about doing a To Watch Tonight post, but you already know what to watch. This is what you've been waiting for all season. It's March Madness on April 4. More »

04/04/09

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Comment by ithacabaron: Ooh, Dionte Christmas -- total sleeper for this year's draft. Would love to see him go to the Sixers... 69 Responses | Other threads

march madness

Siena's Drunk, Rowdy Fans Are Not Welcome Back To Ohio

The Siena Saints pulled off one of the more memorable wins over Ohio State in the NCAA tournament this year, but the behavior of their fans didn't do anything to endear themselves to local Ohioans. More »

03/30/09

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Comment by wonderlic---myballs: Dear Gene,On behalf of all of upstate NY, there is not much to do here except drink and/or play golf.... 5 Responses | Other threads

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North Carolina Meets Oklahoma In A Test Of Round Ball Athletic Skill

And so it comes down to this: Your success in the office pool hinges on one man, as it always does. Time for Roy Williams, Destroyer of Dreams, Eater of $10 bills. [Sporting News]

03/29/09

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Comment by Chris Hanson's Axe: So, for those of us who aren't awesome enough to be at home where my computer can stream the game... 10 Responses | Other threads

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Your Louisville-Michigan State Open Thread

Can the world withstand two Cardinal mascots in a major championship game during the same calendar year? We're going to find out, unless Tom Izzo and Friends can figure out this fullcourt press business. [MLive]

03/29/09

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Comment by MrRedDevil: Apparently Brawn, Toyota, and Williams use the diffuser. The finished 1,2,4,6,12,17. But Trulli got bumped to 12 because... 7 Responses | Other threads

Wake up deadspin!

Your Network For Cheerleader Crotch

CBS, proving again that they will leave no angle uncovered in the NCAA Tournament. As Andre the Giant said in Princess Bride, "Hello pretty lady." More »

03/29/09

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Comment by She Blinded Me With Violence: Alright, I'm sorry if I'm late to the party on this one, but has anyone else seen the Guitar Hero... 4 Responses | Other threads

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Even In Its Infancy, ESPN Was On The Cutting Edge

Once upon a time, Xavier coach Sean Miller did Harlem Globetrotter tricks as a 12-year-old, and ESPN reporters rocked the WKRP In Cincinnati Herb Tarlek sports jacket. It was truly sports media's golden age. More »

03/27/09

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Comment by xhack: Do you think you guys could dig up the old footage of ESPN covering a young Lavance Fields at a... 3 Responses | Other threads

march madness

NCAA Sweet 16: (1) Pittsburgh vs. (4) Xavier

East Region: No. 1 Pittsburgh (30-4) vs. No. 4 Xavier (27-7)
When: Thursday, 7:27 p.m., EDT
Where: TD Banknorth Garden, Boston, Massachusetts

PITT PANTHERS

1) Sean Miller A Pitt grad and former Pitt assistant coach. Often touted as Jamie Dixon's eventual replacement, Miller currently spends his time as the head coach of Xavier while waiting on that phone call. Kidding aside, Panther fans have seen this show before. The last time they faced a former coach in the NCAA tournament also happens to be the last time Pitt lost in the Sweet 16. Ben Howland and UCLA out-muscled the Panthers in 2007 en route to a Final Four appearance, effectively cementing Pitt's reputation as post-season slackers. Miller's playing career at Pitt lasted from 1989-92. Predictably, Pitt never advanced past the round of 16 in any of those years either. Miller now has a shot to once again contribute to Pitt's lackluster post season record, only this time he'd enjoy it. More »

03/26/09

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Comment by OchentaYcinco: I don't have a joke. If Pitt loses I'm drinking myself into a coma. Go team! 8 Responses | Other threads

to watch tonight

NCAA Tournament - Round Two, Evening Games

What to watch while planning your family vacation to beautiful downtown Baghdad... More »

03/21/09

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Comment by Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Is this where the drunks are allowed to hang out? Or will there be a different thread for us non-NCAA... 14 Responses | Other threads

march madness

President Clinton Will Hedge His NCAA Bets, Thank You

It's now been well established that President Obama likes college basketball. But did you know former President Bill Clinton likes hoops, too? It's true, and Clinton would like to share his picks with you, kinda. More »

03/21/09

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Comment by Matt Sussman: Dan Quayle was crestfallen with his pick of Ohioe State. 7 Responses | Other threads

march madness

NCAA Second Round, Second Round

Let's hope these next games are better than the Villanova-~~Duke~~ UCLA* suckfest in Philly. Jay Bilas called that "men against boys", and while that seems a little like piling on, he'll hear no argument here. More »

03/21/09

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Comment by Innings Eater: John Calipari's teams often have trouble with zone defenses. And spelling. 4 Responses | Other threads

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Your NCAA Office Pool Is Illegal, And You Are Headed To Federal Prison

Washington State Gambling Spokeswoman Amy Hunter says that any March Madness bracket pools over $1 are a crime. I wonder how she feels about all the Indian casinos in that state? [Sports Radio Interviews]

03/19/09

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Comment by Ptarmigan: Dear Amy, Blow me. p.s. I'm a girl Sincerly, Erin 13 Responses | Other threads

march madness

Jim Calhoun In Hospital, Will Not Coach Today

CBS just reported that Connecticut coach Jim Calhoun has been taken to the hospital in Philadelphia and will not be on the bench ~~tonight~~this afternoon when UConn plays Chattanooga. More »

03/19/09

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Comment by Chamomiles Davis: In related news... "Haystacks Calhoun In Grave, Will Not Rassle Tonight" 5 Responses | Other threads

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Mike Krzyzewski Not Thrilled With Barack-etology

For someone who has a former Duke player as his personal aide, President Obama is getting very little love from the Blue Devils today. Especially annoyed is coach Mike Krzyzewski. More »

03/19/09

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Comment by Brazil Thrill: I agree. It's not like the President of the United States of America is allowed to have any free time... 4 Responses | Other threads

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Last Call For The Pants Party

I haven't even filled out my bracket yet, so obviously it's not too late for you to sign up for the Official Deadspin Bracket Smashing Contest, throw in 63 guesses and seek fame and fortune. More »

03/19/09

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Comment by MattMillenFanClub: What about us brain-dead slobs? 3 Responses | Other threads

march madness

Gus Johnson Does Not Send His Compliments To The Chef

So the whole Gus-Johnson-in-handcuffs story turns out to be a "show's over people, nothing more to see here" type of deal, it appears. The CBS sportscaster wasn't arrested, and no charges were filed. More »

03/19/09

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Comment by Fatty_B: Gus is blowing up an imaginary beach ball. I got nuthin. 1 Responses | Other threads

Media Meltdowns

Gus Johnson Handcuffed Saturday Morning After Outburst At Memphis Restaurant?

So sayeth The Big Lead: "Sources say Johnson had become increasingly surly during his dining experience, and complained vociferously about the service and his food." [The Big Lead]

03/18/09

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Comment by Weed Against Speed: Wasn't "Handcuffed in Memphis" a name of a song? 3 Responses | Other threads

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Keith Smart On Bobby Knight, The Shot, And Hell In The Pacific

Nearly 22 years after his 16-foot baseline jumper gave Indiana the national title in 1987, Keith Smart ruminates on how how that moment changed his life, and where he's going from here. More »

03/18/09

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Comment by Wolf Blitzer: Not only a great interview, but this guy put out some decent R&B tunes in the early-mid 90's. 3 Responses | Other threads

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White House Bracketology: Who Would Lincoln Have Picked? (With Update)

Attention citizens: We now have a national NCAA Tournament bracket (and ESPN is involved, naturally). Please adjust your office pools accordingly. More »

03/18/09

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Comment by Brazil Thrill: On his radio show, Rush Limbaugh vehemently stated that he "wants [Obama's] bracket to fail miserably." He then swallowed a... 6 Responses | Other threads

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Here Is Your National Champion (Plus 64 Other Losers)

The NCAA Tournament Committee ~~is announcing~~ has announced the field for the Men's Basketball Tournament. It's shocking! It's disappointing! It's pleasantly surprising! It's horrifying! It's whatever you want it to be! More »

03/15/09

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Comment by Fawn Liebowitz: Volcker could eat this guy's lunch 24 Responses | Other threads

waxing off

A Ladies' Primer On Bitter, Drunken March Madness Regret

It's Waxing Off, the feature that guarantees delivery in less than 30 minutes, or it's free. Today's topic: The NCAA Basketball Pool and the Brackets of Doom. More »

03/13/09

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march madness

Kevin Garnett Breaks Into UCLA Locker Room, Rustles Through Their Stuff

In this new Adidas campaign, Kevin Garnett, Tracy McGrady, Dwight Howard and Josh Smith visit various college locker rooms and try on players' uniforms. Your uncle has a similar problem, but it involves women's clothing. More »

03/12/09

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Comment by FlashIsBack: What if KG went to UCLA in college, same with Dwight and Kansas. It'd be awesome to see that. 7 Responses | Other threads

march madness

March Madness On Your Phone; You're Officially Getting No Work Done This Month

So you're at work and your bastard of a boss is monitoring your PC use? You can still watch the NCAA Tournament on your iPhone ... provided that you have WiFi access. More »

03/12/09

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Comment by Step aside, Son: Porn and basketball??? Oh iPhone! Is there anything you CAN'T do??? 3 Responses | Other threads

Wake up deadspin!

Butler Just Couldn't Dig Deep Enough To Pull Out A Victory

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »

03/11/09

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Comment by Upshaws Leash: meanwhile, Gary Waters' former team, Rutgers, has one of its worst seasons in history mercifully put out of misery by... 5 Responses | Other threads

march madness

A Vasectomy, Frozen Peas, The NCAA Tournament And You

Quote: "I'd give my right nut to be able to skip work and watch the first two rounds of the NCAA Tournament from my sofa." Um, be careful what you wish for. More »

03/10/09

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Comment by Katni: So unfair. That does it. I'm pulling the "female troubles" card those two days. 7 Responses | Other threads

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Amaze Us With Your Obscure College Trivia

Selection Sunday is ... Sunday! That means we must begin the time-honored tradition of Deadspin's patent-pending NCAA Tournament Preview Capsules. More »

03/10/09

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Comment by Hatey McLife: So who claimed "avier"? 3 Responses | Other threads

college basketball

Breaking: VIPs Get Best Seats At Sporting Events

Oregon residents are shocked—shocked!—to learn that going through the official NCAA lottery does not get you the best seats for basketball tournament games. [Oregonian]

02/08/09

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Comment by Ichiro Death Glare: This coming from the newspaper of first Pac-10 school that introduced luxury boxes and locker room flat-screen TV's at their... 1 Responses | Other threads

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NCAA Final Four Broadcaster, Archangel of Death, Billy Packer Axed from CBS After 34 Years

Now maybe everybody's least favorite grandpa will age. Jim Nantz will be paired with Clark Kellogg at the Final Four according to the Miami Herald This rumor had been floating around for quite some time and supposedly the final straw was Packer calling the North Carolina-Kansas regional final game over midway through the first half. Advertisers kind of hate when announcers do that. Especially when North Carolina storms back and almost wins the game. More »

07/14/08

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Comment by Bearcat44: Shoulda hired Marques Johnson, CBS. Gus + Marques = Gold! more » | Other threads

blit meat

So, Whatever Happened With That "Blit Meat" Pool?

Some of you have been asking: Whatever happened to "Blit Meat?" For those who don't remember, "Blit Meat" was FoxSports.com columnist Peter Schraeger's tale of an unfortunate office drone who hosted his company's NCAA pool only to learn, alarmed, that the first place team after the Sweet 16 had the name "Blit Meat." (Except, of course, the word wasn't "Blit.") We asked Mr. Schraeger to give us an update on how the pool turned out. More »

04/11/08

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Comment by NovakAintNoJokovic: @MattinglysSideburns: +1. No harm in playing it safe. more » | Other threads

one shining moment

Remember, You Will Be Weeping To This Man's Song Later

This harmless looking fellow is named David Barrett, and he's probably made you cry too many times in your life. Yes, he might look like a mime without his make up or a professional puppeteer, but, in fact, he's the songwriter who penned "One Shining Moment." On his website, this is how the song that launched a thousand goosebumps came to pass: More »

04/07/08

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Comment by André Roussimoff: @The Fake Gimel Martinez: Tesh did the NBA on NBC music, which makes him far manlier. more » | Other threads

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The NCAA Tournament, Like Everything Else, Is Run By Larry Brown

Storming The Floor previews today's NCAA Championship Game between the Kansas Jayhawks and the Memphis Tigers. More »

04/07/08

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Comment by NovakAintNoJokovic: @Storming the Floor: If you were writing for SI, the article would have been used to wipe my ass. As... more » | Other threads

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Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?

OK, Kansas fans, we give: After Saturday's first-half shellacking of North Carolina by Kansas, we can no longer deny you the proper admiration, even if your coach did break our Illini fan heart. Bill Self, just one week ago known as the guy who couldn't get past the Elite Eight, might be the most respected coach in the country right now. Which is why it's fitting that there are already rumors he might leave. More »

04/07/08

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Comment by Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: @Rob Iracane: God rest the Wormy Dog's soul!! more » | Other threads

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Apologies All Around For The Memphis Tigers

In a tournament in which all No. 1 seeds, you have to look for your upstart stories where you can find them, so perhaps the Memphis Tigers will be the best we can do. More »

03/31/08

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Comment by suntastic: Look out, second guy from the left! You're about to be violated by a tiger! more » | Other threads

ucla bruins

That Scrappy Underdog In Westwood

Perhaps we just don't follow this as closely as we should, but we really weren't aware that this UCLA team was supposed to be considered the most hated team in college basketball? We thought Duke had that title for life? More »

03/31/08

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Comment by iHaveaRagingTebowner: @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: No, that's fine, as a fan, but when the players are talking shit... more » | Other threads

elite 8

Just Another Last Sunday Of The Tourney

Storming The Floor wraps up yesterday's Elite Eight action in a more detailed way than we will. More »

03/31/08

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Comment by Philistine: Saha Kaun let me rock you that's all I wanna do Sasha Kaun let me rock you 'cuz I feel for... more » | Other threads

woe is davidson

Davidson Breaks Their Own Hearts

One of our best friends went to Davidson, and, not wanting to dare to miss history, booked a whirlwind trip from Columbia, Missouri to Detroit yesterday. We've made similar, holy shit we have to BE there sports trips before, and they rarely turn out well. It's one thing to take a crazy 24-hour jaunt to see your team play an important game; it's another to take that same trip home after they've lost. More »

03/31/08

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Comment by Luckless Pedestrian: @Bob_Marley_and_the_Hartford_Whalers: Well, I think I know because I went to a big school and then worked and lived at a... more » | Other threads