If the Saints go 16-0, they will dump a cooler full of Pat O's Hurricanes all over Sean Payton and he will die of acute alcohol poisoning as it absorbs through his skin.
Here's hoping the Pats found themselves on the receiving end of an early wake-up call. Except for Brady, of course, since I don't think Goodell's lap comes equipped with a phone.
"apparently a common occurrence for teams preparing to play the Patriots. "
According to whom? Define common.
Then when you're done reading this, go get your fucking shinebox.
FOXBOROUGH -- The fire alarm which sounded at 1 a.m. Sunday in the Jets' Providence hotel was not a prank, according to Bruce Speight, senior director of Jets media relations.
Speight relayed word that the alarm went off after workers were sanding a wall in the stairway and the sand covered the fire alarm sensor.
Someone needs to explain to these guys that being an ex-Pat means whiling away your afternoons sipping ouzo at an Athens taverna, punctuated by brief stints teaching English to the children of wealthy shipping magnates. #newenglandpatriots
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According to whom? Define common.
Then when you're done reading this, go get your fucking shinebox.
FOXBOROUGH -- The fire alarm which sounded at 1 a.m. Sunday in the Jets' Providence hotel was not a prank, according to Bruce Speight, senior director of Jets media relations.
Speight relayed word that the alarm went off after workers were sanding a wall in the stairway and the sand covered the fire alarm sensor.
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All of which I mean in a friendly way! :)
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I'm so confused... #newenglandpatriots