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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    01:11 PM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    "hey their number 1 wide receiver didn't even try and we still let them drive down field!"
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11:18 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    "If you get a jam on him, he'll just ease up."

    They picked up this advice from his old prison cellmate. Keep your mouth shut, Bruzer, I got a sharpened toothbrush with your name on it!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10:57 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    It's sad that the Grinch's bastard son is forced to do wacky-fan dances for food.
     Reply
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    Image of Lets_Go_Strangers Lets_Go_Strangers
    11:18 AM

    @AzureTexan: Whoville's homeless shelter has a zero tolerance policy on sodomy.
     Reply
    AzureTexan promoted this comment Lets_Go_Strangers was starred Lets_Go_Strangers was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:23 AM

    @Lets_Go_Strangers: And if you look at his face, you'll realize that even freelance hummers are out of the question.
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10:44 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do.

    Judging by my company's experience with them, I'd say it has something to do with over-charging companies for funneling cheap labor over here from India.
     Reply
    Edited by Hit Bull Win Steak at 12/14/09 10:46 AM Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10:36 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    Most people don't know this, but Randy Moss pisses like a dog.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10:32 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    Wearing a Green Man disguise to a sporting event is just a cheap, unoriginal ploy to get on television; like making anagrams out of network letters or suffocating an entire bridge club.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10:42 AM

    @ArkansasFred: Absolutely. Doesn't this guy know that there are three sure fire methods to get on TV now:

    1. - Strange affliction where you can't stop sneezing.
    2. - Train poodles to dance the Lambada.
    3. - Sleep with Josh Duhamel.

    Duh.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10:46 AM

    @ArkansasFred:

    Nobody
    Beats
    CBS's coverage!
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    Image of DaOtterAgain DaOtterAgain
    10:53 AM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: For some reason, nobody saw the inherent irony in my
    National
    Broadcasting
    Corporation
    sign the other week.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10:32 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    At this point, you're basically the guy who dresses as Austin Powers for Halloween.

    What a douche! Take it from me, a guy who spent last Halloween dressed as Saul Bellow.
     Reply
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    10:47 AM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: +1
     Reply
    Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11:15 AM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I imagine that while pregaming, then, you might have partaken of a little bit of Humboldt's Gift.
     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    10:32 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    We knew he was going to shut it down," Panthers cornerback Chris Gamble told me after the game.

    Gamble went on to say that most of the Panthers' strategy with Moss came down to knowing when to hold him, fold him, and draw the line.
     Reply
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    10:31 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    Green Man? What year is this asshole stuck in?

    /throws on the Joker costume
    //covers with Kenny Powers jersey
    ///purchases pornography
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:07 AM

    @Lionel Osbourne: You've got it all wrong. The guy's just cold, and poor, and all he could afford was the failed prototype of the Snuggie.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10:30 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    BB came in and he caught me red-handed
    Creepin into the room late
    Picture this, me and Adal were laughin, ruining our team's fate

    How could I expect that he would
    Send me home, oh no
    Why should he believe me when I
    Told him it was the snow
     Reply
    Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 12/14/09 10:30 AM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    10:26 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    It's because Randy Moss' halfassery was only a clever diversionary tactic, as Wes Welker, initially disguised as a hot dog vender, caught 10 passes. Also, Carolina had something called a Matt Moore starting at QB for them.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10:26 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    Accenture . . . Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do.

    Aren't they the world's leading manufacturer of umlauts and accents graves?
     Reply
    Edited by Steve U at 12/14/09 10:26 AM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10:31 AM

    @Steve U: I thought they made decorative throw pillows and operated parsley farms.
     Reply
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    10:35 AM

    @Steve U: The group is actually underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which is part of the Squimm Group. Their motto is simple: We keep you alive.
     Reply
    Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10:25 AM

    In reply to Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
    If I saw that guy in person, I would go America all over his ass.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    Great. Now the St. Joe's Hawk's priapism will never die.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/12/09

    In reply to Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting
    Next time, leave the costume at home!
     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
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