Damn, Even We Have To Admit That This Seattle Sounders Goal Is A Beauty

You know how we feel about MLS, but still, even we can't front on a team goal of this quality. This is a textbook three man weave the likes of which you'd be happy to pull off in training, let alone a match. Pure class. Bravo, Sounders. » 3/08/15 11:28pm 3/08/15 11:28pm

Landon Donovan Retires A Champion; Galaxy Win 2-1 In Extra Time

Robbie Keane's goal in the 111th minute gave the LA Galaxy a 2-1 lead over the New England Revolution en route to their fifth MLS Cup, and third in four years. Keane's cartwheel/somersault/finger gun celebration was impeccable. » 12/07/14 6:47pm 12/07/14 6:47pm

MLS Used A Blind Draw To Decide Where Jermaine Jones Will Play

In one of those "only in MLS" stories—and not one of the charming ones, either—World Cup standout Jermaine Jones is now a member of the New England Revolution, but only because the Revs' name came up in a random draw. » 8/25/14 9:37am 8/25/14 9:37am

This Long-Range Volley Might Win MLS Goal Of The Year

The Houston Dynamo visited the New England Revolution yesterday in MLS play. Houston won 2-1, which is fine, but what's really worth talking about is this filthy, filthy 25-yard volley from midfielder Adam Moffat to give the Dynamo the 1-0 lead. » 7/14/13 12:50pm 7/14/13 12:50pm

This Week In Guys Losing Their Lunch On The Soccer Pitch

It has been an unfortunate week for gentlemen suffering gastrointestinal distress on the soccer pitch, as at least two professional stars displayed their athletic acumen—and their lunch—before what we assume was a grossed-out television audience. » 5/03/12 5:00pm 5/03/12 5:00pm

An Entire Section Of DC United Fans Planked At Last Night's Game

Well, planking just won't die. We thought it had, over the weekend. But maybe soccer fans based in DC don't watch morning news in Dallas. » 7/21/11 1:35pm 7/21/11 1:35pm

Trouser Snakes On A Plane

Remember that scene in Airplane where everyone starts freaking out that the pilots are sick and then, pow, some topless chick runs right in front of the camera? That was the first time I ever saw an unclothed pair of boobies in cinema ... while watching it with my parents. They didn't realize that was part of the… » 7/19/08 10:00am 7/19/08 10:00am

Patriots. Red Sox. Boston College. You just can't stop ANY of them. As if Massachusetts sports fans didn't have enough to tout, New England Revolution midfielder Michael Parkhurst scored his first career goal ... from midfield. Here's video proof that Jesus is simply engrossed in a month-long chowder bender. [… » 10/21/07 2:15pm 10/21/07 2:15pm